Alright, let me tell ya ’bout this Cora Street place, ya know, the one they talkin’ about. I ain’t never been there myself, but I heard things, ya know, from folks who know folks. So, here’s the lowdown, as best as I can figure it.

Cora Street, what’s it all about?
Seems like Cora Street is a place in Portland, yeah, that big city up north. They got this thing called Cora Street Retreat. Sounds fancy, huh? Like somethin’ for them city slickers. But from what I gather, it’s a place where ya can stay, like a hotel, but maybe…nicer? They say it’s got bedrooms, like two or three of ‘em. Now, I ain’t never stayed in no hotel, let alone a “retreat,” but I reckon it means it’s a place to rest yer bones, ya know?
What kinda place is it, anyway?
- They say it’s got two bedrooms, maybe even three sometimes. That’s a lot of beds, I tell ya!
- And bathrooms? Three of ’em! Land sakes, who needs that many bathrooms? City folks, I guess.
- They talk about beds, like four of ‘em. Enough for a whole passel of people, it seems.
- And they say five guests can stay there. That’s a whole family, plus maybe a cousin or two.
Portland, that big city
Now, Portland, that’s a whole ‘nother story. I heard it’s big, real big. Lots of people, lots of cars, lots of everything. Not like here, where ya know everyone and their dog. I reckon Cora Street is just a small part of that big city. A place where ya can go to get away from all the hustle and bustle, I guess. Though, why anyone would want to get away from a good day’s work on the farm is beyond me.

Bookin’ online, whatever that means
They say ya can book this Cora Street place online. Now, I ain’t got no computer, never even seen one up close. But the young’uns, they know all about that stuff. They say ya just click some buttons and poof, ya got yerself a place to stay. Sounds like magic to me, but I guess that’s how they do things in the city.
Is it a good place to stay? I dunno
I can’t tell ya if it’s a good place to stay or not. Like I said, I ain’t never been there. But if yer lookin’ for a place in Portland with lots of bedrooms and bathrooms, and ya don’t mind all that city stuff, then maybe it’s worth a look. They call it a “BB” sometimes, which I heard means “bed and breakfast”. So, I guess they give ya breakfast too, which ain’t bad, I reckon.
Findin’ local stuff, they say

And they talk about findin’ local businesses near Cora Street. That means shops and such, I guess. Places where ya can buy things, like food and whatnot. In the city, ya gotta buy everything, ya know? Can’t just grow it in yer garden like we do here. So, I guess it’s important to have them businesses nearby.
Oregon, that’s where it is
This Cora Street, it’s in Oregon, that state up north. Pretty place, I hear, with lots of trees and mountains. Not like here, where it’s mostly flat and fields. But Oregon, they got all sorts of fancy things, like this Cora Street Retreat. Must be nice for them city folks to have a place to escape to.
So, that’s the story, as best as I can tell ya. Cora Street, a place in Portland, with bedrooms and bathrooms and beds, and ya can book it online, whatever that means. And it’s in Oregon. That’s all I know. Now, if ya’ll excuse me, I gotta go tend to my chickens.
One more thing, they also say it’s the “Best bed and…”. Well, I don’t know what comes after that, but it sounds like they’re proud of their beds. Maybe they’re real comfy, like sleeping on a cloud. Or maybe it’s just city talk, ya never know.

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