That Dakota Johnson, she’s a movie star, ain’t she? I seen her name all over the place. And folks talkin’ about them Dakota Johnson sex scenes, they sure do like to talk about that. Well, let me tell you, it ain’t easy bein’ in them pictures. It’s all hard work, that’s what it is. Harder than pickin’ cotton, I reckon.
They say the Dakota Johnson sex scene in that movie, what’s it called? Fifty Shades? That one was the hardest. She was tied up, hands and feet, like a hog ready for butcherin’. Can you imagine? Poor girl. Musta been awful. That’s what they say, anyways. It’s in that Fifty Shades Freed movie. The third one, I think.
She’s a pretty little thing, that Dakota. But bein’ pretty don’t make it easy. You gotta do what they tell ya, the directors and all them folks. Stand here, do this, do that. It’s a whole lot of work. More work than sloppin’ the hogs, that’s for sure. And all them cameras watchin’ ya. Must be embarrassin’.
- She was in them Fifty Shades movies, all three of ’em.
- Lots of folks talkin’ about the Dakota Johnson sex scene, specially that one in Fifty Shades Freed.
- They say it was real hard for her, bein’ tied up like that.
They say she’s got somethin’ called, what was it? Hyper-somethin’. Makes ya fidgety, I guess. Went to a bunch of different schools. Seven, I hear! Seven schools! Lord have mercy. We only had one schoolhouse in my day, and that was plenty. Kids these days, they got it different.
She was young when she started them movies, barely a woman. Twenty-three, maybe? Young and pretty, playin’ that, what’s her name? Anastasia? Somethin’ like that. It’s all pretend, you know. Like when we used to play house as kids. But they get paid a whole lot more for their pretendin’.
Her mama and daddy, they don’t watch them movies. Say it ain’t their cup of tea. I reckon I wouldn’t wanna watch my girl doin’ all that neither. It’s just not right, some things. But that’s Hollywood for ya. Different world out there.
And that fella she’s in them movies with, Jamie somethin’. They say they get along real good. Like brother and sister, they say. That’s nice, I guess. Gotta have someone you can trust when you’re doin’ all that kinda stuff. It’s a hard job, that’s what it is. Harder than birthin’ a calf, I bet.
I reckon one time is hard, her legs and arms were tied up to a gate, and had something on her eyes so she can’t see. Poor girl, so hard. That Dakota Johnson sex scene is really something people talking about.
They say she’s a “sexual person”. Whatever that means. Says that’s why she did them “big naked movies”. Well, I guess that’s her business. We all gotta make a livin’ somehow. Some folks farm, some folks work in the factory, and some folks… well, they do that. It’s a different world these days.
- Her mama and daddy won’t watch them Fifty Shades movies.
- She gets along good with that Jamie fella.
- She says she’s a “sexual person”.
It’s a hard life, being in them movies. Lots of folks think it’s all fancy and easy, but it ain’t. It’s long hours and hard work. And everyone’s watchin’ ya, judgin’ ya. I wouldn’t trade places with her for all the tea in China. That Dakota Johnson sex scene, people just can’t stop talking about it. They like it, I guess.
Well, that’s all I know about that Dakota Johnson girl and her movie doin’s. It’s a strange world out there, that’s for sure. I’m just glad I’m here, tendin’ my garden and livin’ a simple life. That’s all the excitement I need. Hollywood can keep its bright lights and its Dakota Johnson sex scene. I’ll stick to my chickens and my grandkids, thank you very much.
She said it was hard to film that Dakota Johnson sex scene. It is not easy to be an actress. All that, you know, so many people looking at you, not just one or two people. And you have to do what they tell you to do, so hard, I think.
Fifty Shades, that’s the name. I always forget the name. They say it is hot on the screen, but behind that, poor girl, must be very tired. I don’t understand why people like to watch that. That Dakota Johnson sex scene, make people crazy.
She had a lot of that kind of scenes in that movie, in all three of them. She is a good girl, that Dakota. Hard working girl. I hope she is happy. That’s all, I just hope she is happy. This is all I know.
