Alright, let’s gab about them Vogue covers in 2024, the full-body kind, you know? I ain’t no fancy fashion expert, just a regular person looking at pictures, but I can tell ya what I see.

First off, they got all these famous gals on the cover. Big names, like that Rihanna gal. Saw her picture somewhere, all bundled up in fuzzy stuff, looked like a big ol’ blue bird, next to that fella, A$AP Rocky, I think they called him. He was wearin’ somethin’ fancy too, but I couldn’t tell ya what brand it was, some kinda… Bottega… somethin’ or other. Sounds expensive, that’s for sure.
And then there’s them blue dresses. Lots of blue this year, it seems. One lady, she had this dress that was all different shades of blue, like water kinda, with sparkly things all over the top. Pretty, I guess, if you like that sort of thing. Reminded me of them fancy glass ornaments my grandma used to have.
- Lots of blue dresses, all shades.
- Fuzzy outfits, warm and cozy looking, but maybe a bit much for everyday wear.
- Sparkly things, everywhere! On the dresses, on the shoes, even on the faces sometimes.
They say the sexy look is back, you know, the barely-there clothes. Like them Victoria’s Secret angels, all dolled up. Not really my cup of tea, I like clothes that cover ya up proper, keep ya warm. But hey, to each their own, right?
This Vogue magazine, it’s been around a long time, I hear. Started way back when by some fella named Arthur somethin’-somethin’. Back then it was just a newspaper, cost a dime, can you believe it? Now it’s all fancy and glossy, and probably costs a whole lot more than a dime. They got these big fashion events too, like in Paris. All the important fashion folks go there, show off their clothes and such. Sounds like a big to-do.
This year they got all sorts of ladies on the cover. So many I can’t even remember all their names. That Beckham girl, she’s always in there, and that Campbell lady, she’s been around forever, still lookin’ good. And a bunch of other ones, some young, some not so young. They all dolled up, hair done all fancy, makeup perfect. Makes a regular person like me feel a bit… plain, you know?

They even talk about the makeup these gals wear. Bold looks, they call ‘em. Lots of colors and sparkly stuff, I guess. Me, I just slap on a bit of powder and some lipstick and call it good. But these fashion folks, they got whole teams of people makin’ ‘em up, makin’ sure everythin’ is just so.
They got covers for every season, too. Summer, winter, August… seems like they got a new cover every month. Each one’s different, with different clothes and different colors. I don’t know how they come up with all them ideas, must be a lot of work. And the pictures are always so… perfect. Not a hair outta place, not a wrinkle in sight. Makes you wonder if it’s even real, you know?
And they write articles about the clothes, tellin’ ya who made ‘em, how much they cost, all that stuff. I don’t pay much attention to that, I just look at the pictures. Sometimes I see somethin’ I like, but most of the time it’s just too… out there, for me. Too fancy, too expensive, too… somethin’. I’m happy with my plain old clothes, thank ya very much.
So yeah, that’s what I think about them 2024 Vogue covers. Lots of pretty ladies, lots of fancy clothes, lots of stuff I don’t understand. But hey, it’s somethin’ to look at, right? Keeps things interesting.
In short, this year in Vogue you gonna see a whole lot of:

- Famous celebrities, like actresses, singers, and models
- Designer clothes, some of ‘em lookin’ practical, some lookin’ like they came from another planet.
- Full-body shots, showin’ off the whole outfit, from head to toe
- Bold makeup looks, lots of color, lots of sparkle.
That’s all I gotta say about that. Go on now, and have yourself a good day.
Tags: [Vogue, Fashion, 2024, Celebrity Style, Red Carpet, Magazine Covers, Full Body Looks, Fashion Trends]