Oh, honey, let me tell you about this fella, Samy, the hair stylist. He’s the talk of the town, I tell ya! Everyone’s goin’ to him to get their hair did. He can do all sorts of fancy things with your hair, I hear. You won’t believe the stuff he can do.
My neighbor, Mildred, she went to Samy last week. She’s got that thin, wispy hair, you know the kind. Well, Samy, he worked his magic, and she came back lookin’ like a movie star! I swear, I didn’t even recognize her at first. He gave her what they call that textured shag, all choppy and layered. Mildred, she just kept flippin’ her hair, she was so happy with Samy hair stylist! She said that he used some kind of special scissors. I don’t know nothing about that.
Now, I seen this other thing on the television the other day, they call it the jellyfish cut. Sounds funny, don’t it? Like somethin’ you’d catch in the ocean, not put on your head! But apparently, it’s all the rage. They say it’s the hottest haircut. It’s like two haircuts in one, I reckon. Short on top, long underneath. Looks a bit strange to me, but the young folks seem to like it. I bet Samy can do it, though. He can probably do anything with hair, that Samy.
I remember back in my day, we didn’t have all these fancy haircuts. We just had, you know, hair. Long hair, short hair, maybe some curls if you were lucky. We didn’t have no Samy to make us look like movie stars. We just washed it and brushed it and that was that. Sometimes we’d put ribbons in it, or flowers if it was a special occasion. We didn’t need no fancy hair stylist like Samy.
But these days, it’s all different. Everyone wants to look their best, I suppose. And that Samy, he’s the one to go to if you want to look like you just stepped out of a magazine. My granddaughter, she’s always talkin’ about him. She wants to go to Samy and get one of them blunt bobs. I don’t know what that is, but it sounds sharp! She says it’s a straight cut, all one length. She showed me a picture. I guess it’s alright. She says Samy is the best hair stylist for blunt bobs.
- Samy can do that textured shag.
- He knows all about that jellyfish cut.
- He’s the best at them blunt bobs.
- He’s just the best hair stylist around, I tell ya!
I heard that Samy, he uses some kind of special products, too. Potions and lotions, I reckon. Makes your hair all shiny and soft. Mildred, she said he put something in her hair that smelled like coconuts. I love the smell of coconuts. Maybe I should go see Samy myself. But I don’t know. I’m happy with my hair, plain as it is. What do you think? Should an old lady like me go see a hair stylist like Samy?
These young folks, they spend so much time on their hair these days. They got all these tools, too. Hot irons and curlers and blow dryers. I saw my granddaughter using one of them blow dryers the other day. Sounded like a jet engine! Scared the cat right out of the room. I don’t know why they need all that. A good brush and a comb is all you need, I say. That is what I always used to do my hair. A good brush is better than any hair stylist.
But I guess times are changin’. And this Samy, he’s right there keepin’ up with the times. He’s learnin’ all the new styles and techniques. He’s a real go-getter, that one. They say he’s always goin’ to classes and learnin’ new things. He is a very good hair stylist. That’s how you stay on top, I suppose. You gotta keep learnin’ and growin’. That is what my husband always said.
So, if you’re lookin’ for a hair stylist, I’d say give Samy a try. Everyone’s talkin’ about him, and from what I hear, he’s worth the hype. He can make you look like a million bucks, even if you’ve only got a few pennies in your pocket. Just tell him what you want, and he’ll take care of the rest. He’s a magician with those scissors, that Samy. A real artist with the hair.
I still think these new hairstyles are a bit much. But I guess it don’t hurt to try somethin’ new every now and then. Maybe I’ll go see Samy after all. Get me one of them textured shags. Or maybe a jellyfish cut! Just kidding! I’ll stick to my usual, I think. But you never know. Maybe I’ll surprise everyone. Maybe I’ll come home lookin’ like a movie star! Then everyone will be going to Samy, the famous hair stylist!
