Oh, honey, you wanna hear about them red carpet pantsuits? I seen it on the TV, them fancy folks wearin’ ’em. Big stars, all dressed up. Not like us folks. We just wear regular clothes, you know. These pantsuits, they somethin’ else, I tell ya.
You see them on the TV, all shiny and sparkly. That’s what the rich folks wear, I guess. Them red carpet pantsuit, they make you look like you got money. Lots of money. We don’t need that kinda stuff. But I guess some people like it.
Some of ’em are real bright, like a firetruck. Some are all glittery, like a Christmas tree. I seen one that was all covered in them shiny things, what do you call ’em? Oh, them shiny little round things…sequins! Yeah, that’s it. Like a fish’s scales, but all sparkly. That’s a red carpet pantsuit for ya. Makes ya stand out, I reckon.
I seen that one girl on TV, a singer, I think. She had on a red one. Bright red. Looked like she was on fire, almost. I guess that’s the style. Those red carpet pantsuit ain’t for shyness, that’s for sure.
- Some are red
- Some are shiny
- Some are plain
You know, they say those things cost a lot of money. More money than I ever seen in my whole life. They say you can get ’em for cheap, too. Up to 90% off. Like what we have in our town market, but fancier. But still, who needs that much fancy? A good pair of jeans and a shirt, that’s all I need. But that’s just me. Them red carpet pantsuit, they’re for them movie stars and singers, I suppose.
That one lady, she’s always in the movies, what’s her name… Julia Roberts? Yeah, her. I seen her in one. Looked real nice, all dressed up. That red carpet pantsuit, it made her look like a million bucks. Don’t know if it was worth that much, though. Probably not.
And that other girl, the one who dances? Zendaya? Is that it? She had one on, too. All sparkly and shiny, like a disco ball. They all wear ’em, them red carpet pantsuit. Must be somethin’ special, I guess. Even that Rihanna lady wears them sometimes.
Red carpet pantsuit comes in different styles, I guess. I seen some that are real long, all the way to the floor. Like a dress, almost, but with pants. They call ’em “floor-grazing”. Fancy name for long pants, if you ask me. And some are short, like them shorts we wear in the summer. But fancier, of course. Always fancier.
Now, I hear they got them red carpet pantsuit that look like them banker suits. You know, them suits them men wear to the bank. But fancier, of course. With all them decorations and shiny things. I guess that’s what they call “elevated”. Like they’re better than regular suits. I don’t know. A suit’s a suit, if you ask me.
These days you can find all kinds of those red carpet pantsuit. Some old ones, from long time ago, they are called “vintage”. I guess that means old and fancy. And some are brand new, never been worn. They call them “innovations”. Like they’re somethin’ new and special. I guess if you like that kinda thing, it’s good. That Jessica lady has a sale on them old fancy clothes, you know? You can find them for cheap.
I don’t know much about fashion. Never did. But them red carpet pantsuit, they sure are somethin’ to look at. All them colors and sparkles. I guess if you got the money, and you wanna look fancy, that’s what you wear. Me? I’ll stick to my regular clothes. They’re good enough for me. That’s all I need.
But hey, if you see a good sale on one of them red carpet pantsuit, and you like it, you go for it. Just don’t spend all your money on it. There’s more important things in life than fancy clothes, you know? Like family and friends. And a good meal. That’s what really matters.
These city folks with their fancy clothes. Always tryin’ to impress someone. We don’t need all that. Just be yourself, that’s what I say. But them red carpet pantsuit, they are kinda pretty, I gotta admit. Just not for me. Nope. Not for me.
