That Ben Affleck, he’s a big shot, you know. I saw him on that moving picture box, all big and strong. He was somethin’ else, that one. No shirt on, just muscles everywhere. My, oh my.
They say he had to get all brown for some movie. Had to lay in one of them tanning beds. What do they call ’em? He was playing some kind of sports guy, used to be good, but then he got all messed up.
Ben Affleck No Shirt, All Muscles
He had to get big for that movie, though. Real big. Not the good kind of big, neither. Like he was eatin’ too much, not takin’ care of himself. They said he was almost 250 pounds! Imagine that.
They say he plays some kind of basketball fella. He’s all down on his luck. Ben Affleck shirtless in that movie, too, but not like before. They made him look all rough, not like the movie star he is.
- He was in that movie, that Batman one.
- He got big muscles for that one.
- Now he’s all big again, but not the good kind.
- He was married to that pretty lady, Jennifer.
Ben Affleck, What a sight!
He used to be so skinny! Then he got all big and strong, all those muscles. He was somethin’ to look at, I tell ya. Ben Affleck shirtless, all over them magazines.
Heard he was married to that Jennifer lady, the one who sings. She’s a pretty one, that one. They said she didn’t like some picture he got on his back, a big bird. Imagine that, a grown man with a bird on his back. She didn’t like it one bit.
Then they got all split up, not married no more. I heard tell he’s tryin’ to get that bird off his back now. Maybe he thinks he can get her back that way. Who knows what goes on in them Hollywood folks’ heads.
He was so sad after that Jennifer lady left, Ben Affleck was. Heard he was eatin’ everything in sight, not takin’ care of himself. Not like when he was all big and strong, with no shirt on. This was different. He was just…big.
Ben Affleck Got Big, Then Small, Then Big Again
They say he’s cleanin’ up his act now, though. Tryin’ to be healthy and all that. Good for him, I say. A man needs to take care of himself. He’s got them kids to think about, too.
They say he’s gonna be in another one of them Batman movies, Ben Affleck. Wonder if he’ll be all big and strong again, with no shirt on. Maybe that Jennifer lady will see him and want him back. Who knows.
- He’s been in lots of movies, that Ben.
- He was skinny, then he was big.
- Then he was big again, but not the good kind.
- Maybe he’ll be big and strong again soon.
Ben Affleck, Hollywood Star
He’s a big star, that Ben Affleck. Makes all them movies. He’s got all that money. You see him on that picture box, all famous and whatnot. Shirtless most time, too, when he is young.
But he seems like a regular fella, though, underneath it all. Got his problems, just like everyone else. Maybe more problems, what with all that money and fame. It ain’t always easy, bein’ a big shot, I reckon.
Heard he had to play a sad fella in that movie. Drank a lot. They said he drank a whole bunch of beer every day! Imagine that, Ben Affleck doin’ that. Now he got no shirt on, and he big and not good-lookin’.
He had to look like he didn’t take care of himself. And he did. He looked like he ate too much, drank too much. Not like when he was all young and strong. He still famous, but now he big and sad in that movie.
Heard he got a big bird tattoo, that Ben Affleck. That Jennifer lady didn’t like it. She told him. Said it was ugly. Now he gonna take it off, they say. Maybe he learned his lesson. Women don’t like no ugly bird on your back.
