Alright, alright, lemme tell ya ’bout this here… stuff… this Coach Cologne Platinum. Don’t know much about fancy names, but I know what smells good and what don’t.
So, this here Platinum stuff, it ain’t like them flowers the young girls wear. It’s got a… a zing to it, ya know? Like when you crack open a fresh pepper grinder. Black pepper, they call it. Makes your nose tickle a bit, but in a good way. Not like when you get dust up yer nose.
- It’s strong, though. Not for the faint of heart, I tell ya.
- My grandson, he tried it, said it made him feel like a… a “bold and daring man.” Kids these days with their big words. I just think it smells like a man should smell, you know? Like wood and… and somethin’ sweet, but not too sweet.
- Like that vanilla we put in the cookies sometimes, but with a bit of a bite to it.
They say it’s got some kinda fruit in it too, like them lemons and grapefruits. I can kinda smell it, a little bit sour, but mostly it’s that woody smell. Patchouli, they call it, and somethin’ called “cashmeran.” Sounds fancy, but it just smells warm and… comfortable, like a good blanket on a cold night.
And speaking of cold nights, this here Platinum stuff, it’s perfect for winter. Keeps ya smellin’ good even when it’s freezin’ outside. Some of them other colognes, they disappear faster than a squirrel up a tree, but this one, it sticks around. They say it lasts for six, maybe nine hours. Long enough to go to church, do some chores, and still smell decent for supper.
My old man, he used to say a good cologne should last all day. Well, this here Platinum stuff, it ain’t far off. And it ain’t like them shiny rings or necklaces, this here Platinum don’t leave no smell on your skin if you just hold the bottle. It’s the sprayin’ that does it.
Now, some folks say it smells like pineapple. I don’t know about that. I ain’t smelled a pineapple in years. But there’s somethin’… somethin’ fruity in there, mixed with that pepper and wood. It’s a good mix, I tell ya. Not too sweet, not too spicy, just right.
And there’s somethin’ else in there too, they say its juniper berries and sage. Don’t ask me what them things are, but they smell alright I guess. It all mixes together real nice, makes a fella smell… well, like a fella. Not like a flower shop or a candy store, but like a real man who ain’t afraid of a little hard work.
My grandson, he rates it pretty high. Says it’s an eight and a half outta ten. He’s a picky one, that boy, so if he likes it, it must be good. He said somethin’ about it smellin’ like “cold pineapples and whipped cream but for winter.” Like I said, kids these days. But it does smell good in the cold weather, I’ll give him that.
So, if you’re lookin’ for a good, strong cologne that’ll last you all day, this here Coach Platinum might just be the ticket. It ain’t cheap, mind you, but good things never are. And it’s better than smellin’ like a goat, that’s for sure.
It is a bit strong though, so don’t go sprayin’ it on like you’re waterin’ the garden. A little dab’ll do ya, as they say. Just a little spritz on the neck and maybe a touch on the wrists, and you’ll be smellin’ good enough to go to town.
And that’s all I gotta say about that. It’s a good cologne, smells nice, lasts long, and makes a fella feel… well, it makes him feel like he smells good, and that’s all that matters, ain’t it?
