Well, let me tell you ‘bout this here perfume, the “intense café montale.” I ain’t no fancy expert or nothin’, but I know what smells good, ya know? This here stuff, it’s somethin’ else.
First off, they say it’s from some place called “Montale Paris.” Sounds all highfalutin, don’t it? Never been there myself, but I reckon they know their smells over there. They been makin’ this perfume stuff for, what, ten years or so? That’s a long time to be makin’ somethin’ smelly, so it must be good, right?
Now, this particular one, the “Intense Café,” they say it came out in 2013. A fella named Pierre somethin’-or-other, he’s the one who cooked it up. Smart fella, I bet. He put together all sorts of smells, like makin’ a good stew, I guess. Only this stew you put on your skin, not in your belly.
- It’s got somethin’ they call “floral notes” right off the bat. Smells like flowers, ya know? The kind you grow in your garden. Pretty stuff.
- Then, in the middle, you get this rose smell. Roses are nice, always liked ‘em. But this ain’t just any rose, mind you. It’s mixed with coffee! Can you believe it? Coffee! Like the stuff you drink in the mornin’ to wake yourself up.
- And then, at the bottom, this vanilla smell comes creepin’ in. Sweet and warm, like bakin’ cookies in the oven. Comfortin’ smell, that vanilla.
So, you put all them smells together – flowers, roses, coffee, vanilla – and what do you get? This here “Intense Café” perfume. It’s strong, that’s for sure. Not like them weak-smellin’ things you find at the dollar store. This one sticks with ya, you know? You put a dab on in the mornin’, and you can still smell it come evenin’. That’s what I call gettin’ your money’s worth.
They say it’s for both men and women. I reckon that’s true. Smells good on anyone, far as I’m concerned. Don’t matter if you’re a fella or a gal, smellin’ good is just…well, it’s just good. Makes you feel better, ya know? Like you can tackle anythin’ that comes your way. Even washin’ them pesky dishes piled up in the sink.
I heard tell that lots of folks buy this perfume. Millions of ‘em, apparently. Goin’ to some website, orderin’ it up, and gettin’ it delivered right to their door. Free delivery, some of ‘em say. Ain’t that somethin’? Back in my day, you had to go to the store to get anythin’. Now you just sit on your behind and it shows up on your doorstep like magic.
This “Montale” brand, they got other smells too, not just this “Intense Café.” All sorts of fancy names they got. But this one, this coffee one, it’s somethin’ special. It’s different, ya know? Not like anythin’ else I ever smelled. It’s warm, it’s sweet, it’s got a little kick to it. It’s like a good cup of coffee on a cold mornin’, only better.
Now, I ain’t gonna lie, it ain’t cheap. This here perfume costs a pretty penny. But sometimes, ya gotta treat yourself, right? You work hard, you deserve somethin’ nice. And a little dab of this “Intense Café,” well, it can make you feel like a queen. Or a king, if you’re a fella. Either way, you’ll be smellin’ mighty fine.
So, if you’re lookin’ for a new perfume, somethin’ that’ll make you stand out from the crowd, somethin’ that’ll make folks say, “My, don’t you smell good!”, then you might wanna give this “intense café montale” a try. Just be warned, though. Once you start wearin’ it, you might not wanna wear anythin’ else. It’s that good. Just like a good strong cup of coffee, it gets you goin’ and keeps you goin’ all day long. And who doesn’t want that? Now, go on and make yourself smell pretty.
