Alright, alright, let’s gab a bit about this Addison Rae and her getup at that…what’s it called? The VMAs, yeah, that thing in 2024. I saw some pictures, you know, the ones they flash on the TV and the phone. Heard folks chatterin’ about it, so I figured, why not yak about it too?

First off, who’s this Addison Rae gal anyway? I ain’t got a clue. Seems like these young’uns these days, they get famous for…well, I ain’t quite sure what for! Wigglin’ their hips on that…what do you call it…TickTock? Anyways, she was at this big music shindig, the VMAs, and everyone’s makin’ a fuss about what she wore.
Now, from what I gathered, this girl and her…what do you call ’em…stylist? Yeah, that’s it. They got this…rule. Said it ain’t sexy unless it’s… “freaky.” Lord have mercy! Freaky? Back in my day, freaky was a chicken with three legs! But I guess times have changed.
So, this Addison girl, she shows up on that red carpet – you know, that long fancy rug they roll out – and she’s wearin’…get this…white…underwear! Well, not exactly underwear, they call it “lingerie.” Fancy word for the same darn thing if you ask me. All white and lacy, looked like somethin’ you’d sleep in, not somethin’ you’d wear to a…a music award show.
- She had all eyes on her, that’s for sure.
- Folks were takin’ pictures left and right.
- Heard some sayin’ she looked like an angel.
- Others sayin’ she looked like she forgot her clothes.
Me? I think she just wanted to get folks talkin’. And well, she sure did that! It’s like that sayin’, “any publicity is good publicity.” Maybe she’s got a new movie comin’ out, or a new song, or maybe she’s just sellin’ them…what do you call ‘em…perfumes? I don’t know. But she got folks lookin’, that’s for sure.
This whole VMAs thing, it’s a whole different world. Back in my day, we went to barn dances and wore our best Sunday dress. None of this…lingerie on the red carpet business. But hey, to each their own, I always say. If that girl wants to wear her underwear to a music show, well, that’s her business.

I heard there were other folks there too. Some other singers, young’uns mostly. Names I can’t even pronounce. Tate McRae, Megan Thee Stallion…sounds like a bunch of horses runnin’ wild! And that Chappell Roan girl. Honestly, I don’t know who any of them are. But they were all dressed up in fancy clothes, probably cost more than my whole house!
This “red carpet” thing, it’s a whole show in itself. It ain’t just about the music, it’s about the clothes, the hair, the…what do you call it…the makeup? It’s like a big competition to see who can look the most…outlandish, I guess. And this Addison girl, she sure won that competition, at least in my book. Wearin’ her underwear to a music award show…that’s somethin’ else.
So, the Addison Rae VMAs 2024 outfit…it was white, it was lacy, and it was…underwear. That’s the long and short of it. Did I like it? Well, it ain’t my style, that’s for sure. But hey, I ain’t the one wearin’ it. She’s a young girl, she can wear what she wants. Maybe that’s just how they do things these days. Who am I to judge? At least it gave us somethin’ to talk about, right? And that’s what them young’uns want, ain’t it? Attention. Well, she got it, that’s for sure.
And that’s all I gotta say about that. Now, where’s my tea?