That Bath and Body Works, I tell ya, they got all sorts of smelly good stuff. Lotions and potions, make you feel like a queen, even if you just an old hen like me. I went in there the other day, just to sniff around, you know? Ended up spendin’ more than I shoulda. Got carried away, I guess you could say. That’s what happens, carried away Bath and Body Works.

They got these candles, smell like a whole dang bakery. Apple pie, cinnamon, all that good stuff. Makes your house smell like you been bakin’ all day, even if you ain’t lifted a finger. And the soaps! So many colors, so many smells. It’s like a candy store, but for your skin. You can get a good price if you keep watch, though. Like an old hawk!
They always got some kinda deal goin’ on, buy three get one free, or somethin’ like that. Gotta keep your eyes peeled for them sales, that’s what I always say. Don’t be a fool and pay full price! Wait for the sale, then stock up like a squirrel gettin’ ready for winter.
- Smelly good candles
- Soaps in every color
- Always a sale happenin’
I got this lotion, smells like vanilla and somethin’ else… fancy, I guess. Makes my old hands feel soft as a baby’s bottom. And this body spray, oh lordy, it’s like a field of flowers. Just a little spritz and you feel like you’re walkin’ through a garden. Even if you’re just sittin’ on the porch watchin’ the cars go by.
They have some kinda rewards thing, too. You buy stuff, you get points, then you get free stuff later. Sounds good to me! They sent me some coupons in the mail. I think you can use more than one at the same time. You can probably get a lot for your money that way.
They got a website, too, I seen it on the computer. But I ain’t no good with that internet stuff. I just go to the store, smell everything, and pick out what I like. It’s more fun that way, you know? Get out of the house, see the people, smell the smells. It is a treat. You should treat yourself, too! Bath and Body Works got deals for days. You just have to find ’em.

But I’m tellin’ ya, it’s easy to get carried away in Bath and Body Works. You go in there for one thing, and you come out with a whole bag full of goodies. It’s like they put somethin’ in the air, makes you wanna buy everything. That’s their secret, I bet. They know how to get ya!
They got all those little bottles of hand sanitizer, too. Different smells, different colors. Good for keepin’ the germs away, especially these days. Gotta keep those hands clean, especially when you’re out and about. Nothin’ worse than catchin’ a bug, makes you feel all yucky.
And they got stuff for your house, too. Not just candles, but those plug-in things that make your whole house smell good. Like you got a whole orchard in your livin’ room. Or a bakery. Or a flower shop. Whatever you like. It is dangerous, though. You could spend your whole paycheck there if you’re not careful. That place, I’m tellin’ ya, it’s somethin’ else.
I remember one time, I went in there lookin’ for a gift for my neighbor, Mildred. She loves that lavender smell. Well, I ended up buyin’ her a whole basket full of lavender stuff. Lotion, soap, candle, the whole shebang. And then I bought myself a bunch of stuff, too. Couldn’t help myself! They have good deals in December, too. Good for Christmas gifts.
- Good for gifts
- Lots of lavender
- Easy to spend too much
So, yeah, Bath and Body Works, it’s a dangerous place. But it’s a good dangerous, you know? Like eatin’ too much pie. You know it ain’t good for ya, but it’s so darn delicious you can’t help yourself. Just remember to keep an eye on those prices, and wait for the sales. And try not to get too carried away. Though, if I am being honest, I think it’s a little fun to get carried away sometimes. Especially in there. It is like a little vacation every time you go in. Just keep an eye on your wallet!

That store, though. It is something else. They got something for everyone, I swear. Even old ladies like me. You can get stuff for men, too. My grandson, he likes their stuff. Says it makes him smell “cool.” Kids these days! But hey, if it makes him happy, it makes me happy. And they always have new stuff coming in. You never know what you’re going to find. That’s part of the fun, I think. It is like a treasure hunt every time you go in there.
They got those little testers, too. You can try everything before you buy it. That is good, ’cause sometimes you think you’re gonna like something, and then you smell it, and… nope. Not for you. But most of the time, it all smells good. Too good. That’s how they get you to buy so much, I think. They make it all smell so good, you want it all. Or at least, that is how they get me!