You see, this black Cartier watch, it’s somethin’ else. My neighbor, she got one. Says it’s fancy. I don’t know ’bout all that, but it sure is black. And shiny. Like a beetle’s back, but, you know, a nice beetle. These watches are really hot right now.
They got all kinds of ’em. Some big, some small. This neighbor, hers is kinda small. She says it’s called a “Tank.” Like them army tanks, I reckon. But smaller. A little black tank on your wrist. That’s a good way to describe a black Cartier watch.
Now, I seen pictures of these things. They say they’re worth a lot. Like, more than my whole house, probably! And they look expensive, they must be worth a lot of money. This brand, “Cartier,” they make all sorts of shiny things. But these black Cartier watches, they’re somethin’ special, I guess. Even I gotta admit, they look kinda nice. But I don’t need no watch. Time is time.
- These watches, they got numbers on ’em.
- Some got them fancy Roman numbers.
- And they all got that little windy thing on the side.
- You can see the time, even when it’s dark, because the hands light up.
I heard some folks talkin’ ’bout how these black Cartier watches are better than them “Rolex” ones. I don’t know nothin’ ’bout that. Seems like a lot of fuss over a watch, if you ask me. But they say these Cartier ones are cheaper. Cheaper than a Rolex, can you believe it? Still more than I’d ever spend on somethin’ to tell the time, though. But people really seem to like these watches, I guess they are the best.
They say these watches hold their value. Like gold, or somethin’. ‘Cause they’re made with all them fancy metals and shiny rocks. And this Cartier name, it’s a big deal, I guess. Means they’re made good. They better be, for that kinda money! So if you buy one, maybe you can sell it later for more money. Maybe, I am not sure, but that is what I heard.
Now, you gotta be careful, they say. Lots of fake ones out there. These black Cartier watches, they all got a special number. Like a secret code. You gotta check that number to make sure it’s real. Otherwise, you might end up with some cheap thing that ain’t worth nothin’. And you don’t want that, no sir.
They got all different kinds of these black Cartier watches. That “Santos” one, that’s a popular one, I hear. And that “Drive de Cartier.” Sounds like a car, don’t it? They even got one called “Crash.” I don’t know why you’d name a watch that, but there you go. And they are all pretty, I guess it is a good brand.
You can find these watches online, they say. Lots of places sellin’ ’em. But be careful where you buy from. Make sure it’s a good place, a place that knows about these fancy things. You don’t wanna get ripped off. No, you do not. Make sure it is a real black Cartier watch!
This neighbor of mine, she’s always showin’ off her black Cartier watch. Wearin’ it everywhere. Even to the grocery store. Says it makes her feel fancy. I guess if you got that kinda money, you can do whatever you want. But me, I’m happy with my old clock on the wall. It tells the time just fine.
These black Cartier watches, they’re like a status symbol, I reckon. Like wearin’ a fancy hat, but on your wrist. People see that watch, and they know you got some money. Or at least, you spent some money. Whether you got it or not, that’s another story. But they are good watches, I will give them that.
I seen some folks wearin’ ’em in them fancy magazines. Movie stars and such. They always got these black Cartier watches on their wrists. Makes ’em look important, I guess. Like they got places to be, people to see. Important people wearin’ important watches.
If you’re thinkin’ ’bout gettin’ one of these black Cartier watches, you better do your research. Learn all about ’em. Figure out which one you like. ‘Cause there’s a lot of ’em. And make sure you got the money. ‘Cause they ain’t cheap. No sir, they are not. But they will last a long time, from what I hear.
So, there you have it. That’s what I know ’bout these black Cartier watches. They’re fancy, they’re expensive, and they tell the time. Just like any other watch, but, you know, fancier. A lot of people want one. If you really want a black Cartier watch, you can find one. Just remember what I told you. Do not get a fake, you will be sorry if you do!
