You see, that there Brew Metric Chronograph, that’s a thing, a watch thing. I heard folks talking, that’s what they call it. It ain’t just any old watch, no sir. It’s got them little circles, they call ’em sub-dials. Two or more, I heard. And buttons on the side, not just that one you wind it with.

They say it tells more than just the time. Keeps track of other stuff, like seconds, and minutes, and even how many hours gone by. Useful, I reckon, for folks who need to know such things. Now, this Brew thing, it ain’t too big. Some watches, they’re big as your fist, but this one, it’s just right, they say. 36mm wide, I reckon that is not too big, not too small. They got a fancy way of measuring it, lug-to-lug, corner-to-corner, all that. I don’t rightly understand, but it sits good on your wrist, that’s what matters.
- It’s got a square case, makes it look a bit bigger.
- It’s not heavy, won’t weigh your arm down.
- Folks like it, this Brew watch.
I seen some folks wearing these Brew watches around. They are kinda special, I guess. There’s this fella, James, he wrote about ’em. Said they’re a good bunch, this Brew Watch Co. They’re from New York, that big city. Lots of folks wear ’em there, I reckon.
Now, my first watch, oh, it was long ago. Wasn’t nothin’ fancy. Not like this here Brew Metric Chronograph. Folks these days, they want them automatic watches. Wind themselves, they say. Fancy stuff. This Brew, I heard it’s a bit like that, but not quite. They call it mechaquartz. Some mix of old and new, I reckon. Keeps good time, though, that’s what they say.
And the colors! Oh, they got colors. Yellow like the sun, blue like the sky after a rain, and orange like them pumpkins in the fall. Lumina Yellow, Electric Blue, Burnt Orange, that’s what they’re callin’ ’em. Pretty names. Makes a plain old watch a bit more fun, I suppose. This Brew Metric Chronograph, it’s got a bit of everything.
This one fella, he was saying how this watch, it’s got these dials not lined up straight. One at 6, one at 10, kinda crooked like. He likes it that way, says it’s funky. And the blue, oh, it shines like the sun on the water. They call it sunburst, I think. Makes it look modern, he said. Fancy words for a simple thing, but I reckon it looks nice. This here is a good-looking watch.

Some folks, they really like these gold ones. I seen a write-up, all about the gold. Maximum Gold, they called it. Shiny, I bet. This Brew Metric Chronograph, it’s got all sorts. Different ones for different folks, I guess. That’s what I heard them saying, anyway.
And it ain’t just one kind, this Metric. They got a whole bunch of ’em, different styles. You can pick the one you like best. And they say it fits most anyone, big or small. That 36mm, it’s a good size, they say. This is a good watch, the Brew Metric Chronograph, it is for everyone.
Brew Metric Chronograph, that’s the name. Remember that. It’s a good watch, from what I hear. Keeps time, looks good, got them little dials, and them buttons on the side. Lots of colors, too. If you’re lookin’ for a watch, might be worth a look. I reckon this is a good watch.
I ain’t no expert on these things, but I hear what folks say. And they say good things about this Brew Metric Chronograph. It’s a watch, but it’s more than just a watch. It’s a, well, it’s a Brew. And that’s somethin’, I reckon.
You know, that’s the thing about these new-fangled things. They got all sorts of doohickeys and whatnots. But this here Brew Metric Chronograph, it seems simple enough, even for an old timer like me. I reckon it is a good watch, they got different styles, too.
