Alright, let’s yak about them Dior SB Dunks, eh? I seen folks wearin’ ’em, all fancy-like. Don’t rightly know what all the fuss is about, but they sure do cost a pretty penny. My grandkid showed me some pictures, said they’re a big deal. So, let’s see if this old woman can figure out how to wear ’em, or at least tell you young’uns how to.

First off, what are these Dior SB Dunks anyway? Seems like they’re some kind of fancy sneakers. Sneakers, I tell ya! Back in my day, we wore shoes to work, not for show. But times change, I guess. These Nike SB things, they’re for skateboardin’, or so I hear. But seems like most folks just wear ’em to look good. And these Dior ones, well, they’re extra special, with that Dior name on ’em. Must be why they cost so much.
Now, how to wear ’em? That’s the real puzzle. My grandkid says you can wear ’em with jeans. Jeans! Well, that ain’t nothin’ new. Everybody wears jeans. But she says you gotta have the right jeans. Somethin’ called “raw denim” she says. Sounds stiff and uncomfortable to me. She also says they gotta be kinda tight, not all baggy like the boys used to wear. Slim, skinny, tapered… all these words! Just make sure they ain’t flappin’ around your ankles, I guess. And you can wear ’em with them jogger pants too, the ones with the stretchy ankles. Those seem comfy enough, at least.
- Jeans: Not too baggy, not too loose. Gotta be just right, like Goldilocks and her porridge.
- Joggers: Comfy pants, good for runnin’ around, or just lookin’ like you might run around.
And what about the top? Well, you can wear a t-shirt, I reckon. Everybody wears t-shirts. But don’t just wear any old t-shirt. Gotta be a nice t-shirt, maybe with a little somethin’ on it, but not too much. Don’t wanna look like a billboard, you know. Or you can wear a hoodie, those things with the hoods on ’em. Keeps you warm, and looks kinda sporty, I guess. My grandkid says you can even dress ’em up! Can you believe it? Wearin’ sneakers with somethin’ fancy? She says you can wear ’em with a nice jacket, maybe even a blazer. Sounds kinda silly to me, but what do I know? I’m just an old woman.
Dressin’ it up, she calls it. Wearin’ somethin’ nicer than a t-shirt. Maybe a button-down shirt, like the men wear to church. But not too fancy, mind you. Don’t wanna look like you’re goin’ to a weddin’ or somethin’. And the colors gotta match, she says. Can’t just throw on anythin’. Gotta think about it. Blue jeans with a white shirt, maybe. Or black pants with a gray shirt. Somethin’ like that. And the shoes, well, they gotta be clean. Can’t be wearin’ dirty old sneakers with a nice outfit. That just ain’t right.
Now, about them Nike SB Dunk outfit ideas… My grandkid showed me a whole bunch of pictures on that “Pinter-rest” thing. Lots of young folks wearin’ them shoes with all sorts of things. Some looked alright, some looked like they got dressed in the dark. But one thing I noticed, they all seemed to be havin’ fun. And that’s what matters, I guess. Wearin’ clothes should be fun, not a chore. If you like them Dior SB Dunks, then wear ’em! Wear ’em with jeans, wear ’em with joggers, wear ’em with a dress if you want! Just make sure you feel good in ’em.
And one last thing about these Dunks – the size. My grandkid says they fit “true to size,” whatever that means. But if your feet are wide, like mine, you might need to go up a half size. And if you want ’em real snug, you can go down a half size. Seems like a lot of fuss just to get a pair of shoes to fit, but I guess that’s how it is these days. They even have Nike SB Dunk high and Nike SB dunk low pro versions! High and low? Lands sakes, who knew there was so much to shoes?
So, there you have it. An old woman’s guide to wearin’ Dior SB Dunks. Probably didn’t help you much, but I tried. Just remember, wear what you like, make sure it fits, and have fun. Life’s too short to worry about what other folks think. And for heaven’s sake, keep them shoes clean! Nobody likes a dirty sneaker, no matter how fancy it is.