Well, let me tell ya ’bout this here Frankie perfume. I ain’t no fancy perfume expert or nothin’, but I know what smells good, ya know? It’s like this…

I heard some folks talkin’ about it, sayin’ it’s from that Ariana Grande girl, the one who sings all them songs on the radio. Now, I ain’t listened to her much myself, but my grandbaby, she loves that girl. Anyways, this Frankie perfume, it ain’t just for the girls, they say. It’s for anyone who don’t wanna be put in a box, ya hear? Like, if you wanna be a farmer one day and a dancer the next, this perfume is for you, I guess. That’s what they say, anyhow.
They say Ariana, she likes all sorts of fancy smells. Flowery stuff, fruity stuff, sweet stuff… you name it. And this Frankie perfume, it’s supposed to be like that, a mix of everything. Not just one thing, but a whole bunch of things all mixed up together. Kinda like a good stew, I reckon, got all sorts of flavors in it.
What does it smell like? Well, that’s the tricky part. It ain’t easy to describe smells, ya know? It’s not like lookin’ at a chicken and sayin’ “Oh, that’s a chicken.” Smells are different. But I’ll try.
- Some say it’s sweet, like candy.
- Some say it’s got flowers in it, like roses or somethin’.
- And some say it’s got a bit of a kick to it, like pepper, but not really pepper, somethin’ else… somethin’ that makes you wanna sniff it again and again.
It’s supposed to be a strong smell, too. Not like some of them weak perfumes that you can’t even smell after an hour. This Frankie stuff, it’s supposed to stick around, ya know? Like a good memory, it stays with ya.
Now, I ain’t never smelled a perfume that cost a whole lot of money. Back in my day, we just used soap and water, and maybe some lavender if we was feelin’ fancy. But these young folks, they like to spend their money on all sorts of things, and perfume is one of ’em.
And this Ariana girl, she’s got a whole bunch of perfumes, not just this Frankie one. She’s got one called Cloud, which I guess is supposed to smell like the sky or somethin’. And she’s got others, too, all with fancy names. But this Frankie one, it’s supposed to be different. It’s supposed to be for everyone, not just the girly girls or the fancy folks.
Is it worth the money? Well, that depends on you, I reckon. If you got money to spare and you like smellin’ good, then maybe it is. But if you’re like me, and you gotta watch your pennies, then maybe soap and water is good enough. But hey, it’s your money, you do what you want with it.
I heard this Frankie perfume is supposed to make you feel confident, like you can do anything. Like you can go out there and conquer the world, or just bake a good pie, whatever you wanna do. It’s supposed to give you that extra bit of oomph, ya know? That little somethin’ somethin’ that makes you feel good about yourself.
So, there you have it. That’s all I know about this here Frankie perfume. It’s a smell that’s supposed to be for everybody and ain’t just one thing. It’s supposed to be sweet and flowery and strong and all sorts of other things all rolled into one. If you’re lookin’ for a new perfume and you ain’t afraid to spend a little money, then maybe give it a try. But if you’re happy with your soap and water, then that’s just fine too. Ain’t nothin’ wrong with smellin’ clean, that’s what I always say.
Just remember, smellin’ good is nice, but it ain’t everything. What really matters is what’s inside, ya know? A good heart and a kind soul, that’s worth more than all the perfume in the world. But if you can have a good heart and smell good too, well, that’s even better, I guess.

And that’s all I gotta say about that Frankie perfume.
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