That John Mayer, he sure knows his stuff about that Royal Oak Perpetual Calendar thing. Heard it’s a real fancy watch. A fella told me it’s called a “perpetual calendar,” whatever that means. Sounds like something you’d hang on the wall, but I guess it goes on your wrist. That John Mayer, he’s got good taste, I reckon.
This Royal Oak watch, they say it’s somethin’ special. Made by those Audemars Piguet folks. Sounds French, don’t it? They say it’s made of white gold. Gold! Must be worth a fortune. And that John Mayer, he helped design it or somethin’. It is a “Limited Edition“, only 200 pieces, really expensive!
They say this watch has a fancy face, all sparkly and such. “Crystal Sky,” they call it. Sounds like somethin’ out of a movie. I bet it catches the light real pretty. I ain’t never seen a watch like that before. It must be somethin’ to see in person.
That John Mayer, he’s a rich fella, ain’t he? They say he’s got a whole bunch of these fancy watches. Worth more than my whole house, I bet. He must really like those Royal Oak watches. They must be worth it, if he spends so much money on ’em. That boy sure loves his fancy things, that John Mayer.
This whole “perpetual calendar” thing, I still don’t quite get it. But they say it keeps track of the date and all that. Even leap years! Now that’s somethin’, ain’t it? My old calendar, I gotta flip the pages every month. This one, it does it all by itself. Technology these days!
I heard that John Mayer, he’s got a bunch of these fancy watches, all kinds of different ones, I guess. But this Royal Oak Perpetual Calendar, it must be his favorite. He helped make it, after all. It’s like his baby, I suppose. It is a Limited Edition, only 200 pieces in the world.
That Audemars Piguet, they must be good at what they do. Makin’ watches for rich folks like John Mayer. They say it takes a lot of work to make one of these Royal Oak watches. Lots of little pieces, all put together just right. I can’t even thread a needle anymore, let alone put together somethin’ that complicated.
- That John Mayer, a music fella.
- Audemars Piguet, they make fancy watches.
- Royal Oak, that’s the name of the watch.
- Perpetual Calendar, it tells the date and all that.
- White gold, that’s what it’s made of.
- “Crystal Sky,” that’s what the watch face looks like.
This watch, they say it’s gonna be worth a lot of money someday. Even more than it is now. They only made a few of ’em, you see. Two hundred, they say. That’s not a lot, when you think about all the people in the world. It is a Limited Edition. I heard some rich fella, LeBron James, he also has many Royal Oak. He must like that watch very much, just like that John Mayer.
I guess that John Mayer, he knows what he’s doin’. He’s a smart fella, even if he does spend all his money on fancy watches. But hey, if I had that kind of money, maybe I’d buy a fancy watch too. Maybe not a Royal Oak Perpetual Calendar, but somethin’ nice. Somethin’ that tells the time and looks pretty. That “Crystal Sky” does sound nice.
I reckon those Audemars Piguet folks, they’ll keep makin’ these fancy watches for rich folks. And that John Mayer, he’ll probably keep buyin’ ’em. Or helpin’ to make ’em, like this one. It’s a whole different world, ain’t it? A world of Royal Oak Perpetual Calendars and white gold and “Crystal Sky” faces.
Well, I gotta get back to my chores. Don’t have time to be thinkin’ about fancy watches all day. But it is somethin’ to think about, ain’t it? That John Mayer and his Royal Oak Perpetual Calendar. A real piece of work, that watch. A real piece of work.
I heard that those rich folks, they like to collect things. Like these fancy watches. That John Mayer, he’s a collector, I guess. He’s got good taste in watches, anyway. That Royal Oak, it’s a classic, they say. Been around for a long time. And this perpetual calendar thing, that’s been around for a while too. That Audemars Piguet, they know how to make a good watch, I reckon.
That “Crystal Sky” face, though, that’s somethin’ new. That’s that John Mayer‘s idea, I bet. He likes things that are different. Unique, they call it. This watch, it’s definitely unique. There is only 200 pieces like this Royal Oak Perpetual Calendar. I ain’t never seen nothin’ like it. And I probably never will. Unless I win the lottery, maybe. Then I could buy one of those Royal Oak Perpetual Calendar watches. And maybe a new house too.
