Alright, alright, lemme tell ya ’bout this here… whatchamacallit… Hailey Bieber smoothie. Yeah, that fancy name, sounds like somethin’ a city gal would drink.
Now, I ain’t no doctor or nothin’, but I heard folks sayin’ this smoothie is good for your skin. Makes it all glowy and stuff. Like a shiny apple, I guess. They call it “glazed skin,” sounds funny to me, like they puttin’ sugar on their face.
So, what’s in it? Well, it ain’t just plain ol’ milk and fruit, that’s for sure. First off, they use that fancy almond milk, Malk they call it. Then, there’s bananas, strawberries – the regular kind, not them fancy wild ones. And get this, they put avocado in it! Avocado! That’s for guacamole, ain’t it? But they say it makes it creamy, so I guess that’s alright.
- Milk: Malk almond milk
- Fruits: Bananas and strawberries
- Something Green: Avocado
- Sweet Stuff: Dates and maple syrup (that’s like pancake syrup, but fancier)
- Other Things: Vital Proteins vanilla collagen, vanilla stevia, sea moss, coconut creme, and Driscoll’s Organic Strawberry glaze. (Don’t ask me what half of that stuff is, sounds like somethin’ you’d find in a witch’s kitchen.)
They also put in dates, them sweet little sticky things. And maple syrup, like the kind you put on pancakes, but this one’s probably more expensive. And then, a whole bunch of other stuff that I can barely pronounce. Something called “collagen,” sounds like college, but I bet it ain’t got nothin’ to do with learnin’. And “stevia,” another kind of sweet stuff, I reckon. Sea moss? Sounds like somethin’ from the ocean. And coconut creme, that’s probably tasty. Oh, and strawberry glaze, for extra sweetness, I bet. Kids these days, they like everything sweet, I tell ya.
This whole smoothie thing, it started with that Hailey Bieber girl. She’s one of them famous folks, always in the magazines. She went and made this smoothie with some fancy store called Erewhon Market. I ain’t never been to a place like that, probably costs a whole week’s worth of groceries just for one little smoothie.
Folks on the internet, they’re all gaga over this smoothie. They say it’s full of “antioxidants” and stuff that’s good for your skin. And it’s got vitamin C, like oranges, you know? And that collagen thing again. They say it helps make your skin all tight and pretty.
Now, I ain’t got no problem with wrinkles. They show you lived a life, you know? But if these young folks wanna drink fancy smoothies to look good, that’s their business. Me? I’ll stick to my good ol’ well water and whatever fruits I can find in the garden. Maybe a little honey if I’m feelin’ fancy. But if you wanna try this Hailey Bieber smoothie, go right ahead. Just don’t come cryin’ to me if it costs you an arm and a leg. And remember, real beauty ain’t just skin deep, it’s about bein’ a good person, too.
This smoothie, it’s all the rage on that there… Instagram, is it? All them young folks takin’ pictures of their drinks. Looks pretty, I guess, with all that pink and creamy stuff. And they say it’s tasty, too. Sweet and creamy, like a milkshake, but better for you, supposedly. I still think it’s a bit much, all that fuss over a drink. But hey, to each their own, I always say.
So, if you’re lookin’ for a way to get that “glazed skin” and you don’t mind spendin’ a bit of money, this Hailey Bieber smoothie might be worth a try. It’s got all them fancy ingredients and folks seem to love it. Just remember, it ain’t a magic potion. You gotta eat good, sleep good, and be kind to others, that’s the real secret to lookin’ and feelin’ good, if you ask me. And drink plenty of water, that’s always important.
And don’t forget to wash your face good, too. That Hailey girl, she washes her face twice, they say. Double cleanin’, they call it. Then she puts on some serum stuff, and then some moisturizer. Sounds like a lot of work to me. I just wash my face with soap and water, and that’s good enough. But like I said, these young folks got their own ways, and that’s alright.
Anyways, that’s the scoop on this Hailey Bieber smoothie. A fancy drink for fancy folks, or anyone who wants to try it, I guess. It’s got a bunch of stuff in it that’s supposed to be good for your skin, and it’s all the rage on the internet. If you got the money and the time, go ahead and give it a whirl. Me? I’ll stick to my garden and my well water. But hey, maybe I’ll try addin’ a strawberry or two to my water, just for fun. You never know, maybe I’ll get that glazed skin after all, ha!
