This, this perfume, what’s it called? Coeur Battant, yeah, that’s the one. It’s that fancy brand, Louis Vuitton, you know, the one with all them expensive bags.
Well, let me tell you, this Coeur Battant, it’s somethin’ else. Smells like… like a whole bunch of things all mixed up. Good things, though. Not like that old chicken coop out back.
Smells Like Pears, It Does
First thing you smell is pear. Not them hard, green ones you gotta wait forever to ripen. This is a juicy, ripe pear smell, sweet like candy, almost. Makes your mouth water, it does.
- Pear, that’s the main thing, I reckon.
- Sweet, like a ripe pear, not sour.
- Makes you wanna take a bite, even though it’s just a smell.
That Jacques fella, the one who made this Coeur Battant, he knows what he’s doin’. They call him a “Master Perfumer.” Fancy name, ain’t it? But I guess you gotta be fancy to work for Louis Vuitton.
Flowers and Stuff Too
But it ain’t just pears. There’s more to this Coeur Battant. After that pear smell kinda settles down, you start smellin’ other things. Flowers, mostly. Jasmine, they call it. And somethin’ called ylang-ylang. Don’t ask me what that is. Sounds foreign. But it smells good, I tell ya. Real good.
It’s like walkin’ through a garden, but not just any garden. A fancy garden, with all kinds of flowers you ain’t never seen before. That’s what this Louis Vuitton Coeur Battant smells like.
- Jasmine, that’s a flower smell.
- Ylang-ylang, no idea what that is, but it smells nice.
- Like a fancy flower garden, this perfume is.
Strong, But Not Too Strong
Now, this Coeur Battant, it’s strong. You don’t need much. Just a little dab here and there, and you’re good to go. But it ain’t too strong, ya know? It’s not like that cheap stuff that gives you a headache. This is good stuff, high quality, smells like that Louis Vuitton name.
- Strong, lasts a long time.
- But not too strong, won’t give you a headache.
- Just a little bit is all you need.
It’s like, when you first put it on, it’s like “Bam!” That pear hits ya. Then it kinda mellows out, and you get all them flowers and whatnot. And it stays with ya, all day long. People be askin’ ya, “What’s that you’re wearin’? Smells mighty fine!” And you can say, “It’s Coeur Battant, by Louis Vuitton, if you must know.”
Fancy, Like Them Louis Vuitton Bags
This perfume, it’s fancy. Like I said, it’s Louis Vuitton. Same folks who make them fancy handbags all the rich ladies carry around. You know the ones. Cost more than my whole house, I bet.
- Same brand as the fancy bags.
- Expensive, probably, I didn’t buy it myself.
- Makes you feel fancy when you wear it.
So, if you’re lookin’ for a perfume that’s fancy, that smells good, that lasts all day, this Coeur Battant might be for you. That’s it if you got the money for it, this is Louis Vuitton, not somethin’ you find at the five-and-dime.
Gets Deeper, Like a Good Story
This smell, it’s like a story, ya know? It changes. First, it’s all about that pear, sweet and juicy. Then it’s them flowers. But then, after a while, somethin’ else happens. It gets… deeper. Like a good story, it’s got layers.
- Changes over time, this smell does.
- First, it is pear.
- Then, it is flower.
- Then, it is something deeper.
They say there’s somethin’ called ambrette in there. And patchouli. Don’t know what those are, but they make the smell kinda musky, kinda earthy. It’s like the smell after it rains, but in a good way. Not like mud, but like… somethin’ rich and dark and mysterious, just like this Coeur Battant by Louis Vuitton. Makes you feel like you got secrets, even if you don’t.
Try a Little Bit, They Say
Now, they say you can get a little sample of this Coeur Battant. A little tester, so you can try it before you buy the whole big bottle from Louis Vuitton. That’s probably a good idea, ’cause like I said, this stuff ain’t cheap. It is not bargain-basement prices.
- You can get a sample to try.
- Probably a good idea, ’cause it’s expensive.
- Try it before you buy it, that’s what they say.
So, if you’re curious about this Coeur Battant, this Louis Vuitton perfume, go ahead and get yourself a sample. See if you like it. It’s definitely somethin’ different. Somethin’ special. Just like that Jacques fella who made it, I guess.
That is all I know about this stuff. Go on now, get yourself some if it is your type. I like it. That is enough for me to say it is good. You can trust me on this one.
