Alright, alright, let me tell ya ’bout this here…perfume, yeah, that fancy smelly stuff. It’s called Vanilla Sex by Tom Ford. Sounds kinda wild, don’t it? Like somethin’ you shouldn’t be talkin’ ’bout in polite company. But hey, these city folks, they got their own ways.

First off, lemme tell ya, this stuff ain’t cheap. Costs a pretty penny, more than I’d spend on a whole month’s worth of groceries, that’s for sure. But they say it’s special, this here Vanilla Sex. They say it smells like…well, like vanilla, I guess, and somethin’ else, somethin’…sexy? I dunno, smells kinda sweet to me, like them cookies my grandbaby used to bake.
Now, when you first spray it, it’s strong, like real strong. Kinda like that almond extract I use for bakin’, but sharper, almost bitter. Makes you wrinkle your nose a bit. But then, after a while, it changes. It gets softer, warmer, like a cozy blanket on a cold night. That vanilla smell comes out more, and there’s somethin’ else in there too, somethin’ I can’t quite put my finger on. Kinda musky, kinda…powdery? It’s hard to explain, you know?
- First, it hits ya hard, like a slap in the face with almonds.
- Then, it sweetens up, like a big ol’ bowl of vanilla pudding.
- And finally, it gets all cozy and warm, like snuggling up by the fire.
People say this Vanilla Sex perfume, it lasts a long time. You spray it on in the mornin’, and you can still smell it at night. That’s good, I guess, seein’ as how much it costs. You wouldn’t want it to disappear after an hour, now would ya? That’d be a waste of good money, money you coulda spent on somethin’ useful, like a new pair of shoes or a bag of chicken feed.
I heard some folks sayin’ this perfume, it’s supposed to make you feel…sexy. Make you feel all confident and attractive. I dunno ’bout that. I’m too old for that kinda nonsense. But I guess if it makes you feel good about yourself, then that’s alright. We all need a little somethin’ to make us feel good these days, what with the price of everything goin’ up and the weather bein’ so unpredictable.
This Tom Ford fella, he must be somethin’ special to make a perfume like this. And to charge so much for it! He must be rollin’ in dough, that’s for sure. But I gotta admit, the stuff does smell nice. It’s not somethin’ I’d wear every day, mind you. It’s too fancy for that. But for a special occasion, maybe a weddin’ or a church social, it might be nice to have a little somethin’ special to make you feel…well, you know…a little bit fancy yourself.

So, there you have it. My take on this here Vanilla Sex by Tom Ford. It’s expensive, it’s strong, it lasts a long time, and it smells…well, it smells pretty good. Whether it’s worth the money, that’s up to you. Me, I’ll stick to my lavender soap and my rosewater. They do the job just fine, and they don’t cost an arm and a leg. But hey, if you got the money to spare and you wanna smell like a fancy city lady, then go ahead and buy yourself a bottle of this Vanilla Sex. Just don’t blame me if your husband starts lookin’ at you funny.
And another thing, they talk about it bein’ a “vanilla girly” thing, whatever that means. I ain’t no girly, never was, never will be. I’m just an old woman who knows what smells good and what don’t. And this here Vanilla Sex, well, it smells pretty darn good, even if it does cost more than a good milk cow.
Anyways, that’s all I got to say about it. If you wanna know more, go ask them fancy folks at the store. They’ll tell ya all about the “notes” and the “undertones” and all that fancy talk. Me, I just know what I smell, and I smell vanilla… and somethin’ else, somethin’ that makes you wanna take a deep breath and just… enjoy the smell.
Tom Ford sure knows how to make folks talk about his stuff, Vanilla Sex, ha! What a name! Makes you wonder what they’ll come up with next.
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