Alright, alright, lemme tell ya ’bout this… this… “Vogue” thingy, the one they got in September, yeah, September 2024. Folks say it’s a big deal, the biggest one they make all year. Big, important, they say. Like a prize-winning pumpkin at the county fair, I guess.

So, this “Vogue,” it’s got this lady on the front, Claudia Schiffer. Heard she’s a big shot model, been around forever. They call ’em “supermodels,” like they got superpowers or somethin’. Anyways, she’s on the cover, lookin’ all fancy. This magazine, it’s all about fashion, you know, clothes and stuff. New trends, they call ’em. Like when everyone started wearin’ them bell bottoms back in the day, remember those? Yeah, somethin’ like that, but I reckon these clothes cost more than a whole cow.
They got all sorts of stories inside, articles they call ’em. Can’t say I understand half of it, all that fancy talk. But they got pictures, lots of pictures. Shiny pictures of pretty clothes and pretty people. One fella, Max Ortega, he’s talkin’ ’bout some question from a long time ago, 1970 somethin’. A play, a musical they call it, “Company.” Beats me what it’s all about. Seems like they askin’ questions about life and stuff. Guess even them fancy folk got questions, just like us.
- They got pictures, lots of them.
- They talk about clothes, expensive ones.
- They got a lady on the front, real famous, they say.
Then there’s this Jenner girl. Grew up in the public eye, they say. Don’t know what that means exactly, but sounds like everyone’s been watchin’ her since she was a little tyke. Kinda like growin’ up in a small town, ‘cept the whole world’s your town. Must be strange, that’s all I gotta say. She’s talkin’ ’bout her life, I guess. Spillin’ her beans, like we do over the fence with the neighbors.
And then there’s this Blake Lively and Hugh Jackman. They’re actors, movie stars. Made a story with ’em, like a little movie inside the magazine. Inspired by some fella named Hitchcock, sounds spooky. Virginia Smith, she’s the one who wrote it all down, how they made it happen. Must’ve been a lot of work, gettin’ them movie stars all dressed up and takin’ their pictures.
This magazine, this “Vogue,” it’s like a whole ‘nother world. A world of fancy clothes and fancy people. A world where they ask big questions and tell stories ’bout famous folks. Not my world, mind you. I’m more comfortable in my overalls and work boots, than any of those fancy get ups. But hey, it’s somethin’ to look at, somethin’ to talk about. Keeps them city folk busy, I reckon.

You wanna know more? They say you can “explore” the whole issue, see all the articles. Gotta “login” though, whatever that means. Sounds like a whole lotta fuss just to look at some pictures, but that’s how they do things in the city, I guess. Always makin’ things complicated. Me? I like things simple. Good food, good company, and a good night’s sleep. That’s all a body needs.
Anyways, that’s the gist of it. The September “Vogue”. Big and fancy. Full of pretty people and clothes I wouldn’t be caught dead in. But hey, to each their own, right? Now, if you’ll excuse me, I got chores to do.
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