That Jordan Peele and Chelsea Peretti, they are somethin’, ain’t they? Two peas in a pod, them two. Always makin’ folks laugh, that’s what they do. Met ’em through friends, someone said. They hit it off right away, like two birds of a feather. All that laughin’ and tellin’ stories, they just clicked, ya know?
Chelsea, she’s a funny one. Always got a joke up her sleeve. And Jordan, well, he’s somethin’ else too. Makes them scary movies now, but he used to be a real goofball, just like her. They found each other on that Twitter thing, I hear. Young folks and their internet! Back in my day, we met at the barn dance. Anyway, they started talkin’, and next thing ya know, they’re sweet on each other.
They dated for a couple of years, just two little lovebirds. Then, Jordan Peele, he went and popped the question! November 2015, that was. She said yes, of course! Who wouldn’t? He’s a good catch, that one.
Then, they surprised everyone! April 2016, they ran off and got hitched! Just them two, up in Big Sur, wherever that is. Said their “I do’s” with no one but their dog watchin’. Can ya believe it? Chelsea, she put a picture up on that Instagram thing. Showed their dog sittin’ there with some flowers and a weddin’ ring. Cute as a button, it was.
- They met on Twitter, how ’bout that?
- Dated for a bit, like normal folks.
- Got engaged, happy as can be.
- Eloped! Just them and their dog.
- Had a little baby boy in 2017.
Now, they got a little one runnin’ around. Born in 2017, a little boy. A little Jordan Peele and Chelsea Peretti mix, I bet. Must be a handful, that one! They keep him out of the spotlight, though. Don’t see much of him, which is good. Let the little fella have a normal life, I say.
They’re a good pair, Jordan Peele and Chelsea Peretti. Make a good team. She makes ya laugh, and he makes ya think. Or scream, dependin’ on the movie! They’re livin’ that Hollywood life now, but they seem like good, down-to-earth folks. Not like some of them other actors, all hoity-toity and whatnot.
You don’t hear much about ’em in the gossip, neither. Which is nice. They keep their business to themselves. Good for them. Too much of that drama in Hollywood, if ya ask me. They just do their own thing, makin’ movies, makin’ people laugh, raisin’ their little boy.
Chelsea Peretti, she’s been in that Brooklyn Nine-Nine show, that’s where I seen her. Funny, funny gal. And Jordan Peele, he’s everywhere these days. Makin’ them big, important movies. “Get Out,” that was one of his. Scared the pants off me! But it was good. Real good. Makes ya think, ya know?
They are just two funny folks, livin’ their life. And they’re happy, and that’s all that matters, ain’t it? Got a nice little family, a good life. What more could ya ask for? They are a match made in heaven, I reckon. Two funny bones found each other, and now they’re makin’ beautiful, funny, scary music together. Or movies. Whatever. You know what I mean. Jordan Peele and Chelsea Peretti, a true Hollywood love story. That’s what they are, bless their hearts.
They met, they fell in love, they got married, had a baby. Simple as that. No big drama, no nothin’. Just love. And that’s somethin’ special, ain’t it? Especially in that crazy Hollywood place. Them two, they got somethin’ good. And I’m happy for ’em. I really am. A good life and happy marriage, that is all we want. They are good.
