This here, let me tell you about this L’Homme Ultime. Sounds fancy, don’t it? It’s some kinda man smell, I reckon. Some fancy-pants city folk like Yves Saint Laurent make it. They say it’s a perfume. Well, back in my day, we just smelled like the barn or the fields, depending on what chores we was doin’.
But this here L’Homme Ultime, they say it’s special. Got all sorts of things in it. Like that grapefruit. You know, the sour yellow fruit. My old man used to grow ’em. Said they was good for somethin’, but I never did take a likin’ to ’em. Too tart for my taste. They say it make the smell fresh. Well, I guess fresh is good. Better than stinkin’, I suppose.
They also put in some flower smells. Now, that’s somethin’ I can understand. A good flower smell can make a body feel right nice. They talk about roses, from Turkey, no less! Imagine that, all the way from Turkey. And geraniums, too. I used to grow them in my window box. Pretty little things. Always did cheer me up on a cloudy day.
This L’Homme Ultime, it’s supposed to be for the manly men. You know, the strong, silent type. The kind that can fix anythin’ and ain’t afraid of a little hard work. I reckon a man like that would want to smell good, even if he is all tough and rough around the edges. My husband, bless his soul, he was one of those. Hard worker, that man. Didn’t say much, but he had a good heart.
- They say this smell is “woody.”
- Like a forest, I suppose.
- That’s a good smell, too.
- Reminds me of walkin’ in the woods behind our old house.
- Used to go there to pick berries and clear my head.
This L’Homme Ultime, it’s a new kinda smell. They say it’s a new chapter. Like a book, I reckon. They had another man smell before this one. Guess they wanted to make a new one, a better one. Folks always wantin’ somethin’ new, somethin’ different. Back in my day, we was happy with what we had. But I guess times change.
This perfume, this L’Homme Ultime, it ain’t cheap. Costs a pretty penny, I imagine. City folk, they got money to spend on things like this. We never had much money, but we had what we needed. We had each other, and we had the land. That was enough.
Now, they say this L’Homme Ultime makes a man stand out. Like a rooster in a henhouse, I reckon. They say it makes him a “vital force.” Sounds important, don’t it? Like he’s some kinda superhero or somethin’. I guess every man wants to feel important, wants to feel like he matters. Even my husband, he liked to feel appreciated, even if he didn’t always show it. He was a good man, even if he didn’t smell like no fancy perfume.
They say this man, this L’Homme Ultime man, he’s connected to the world. Knows what’s goin’ on. But he’s also distant, like he’s got secrets. Like he’s seen things, done things. Maybe that’s what makes him so interestin’. A little mystery never hurt nobody, I suppose. As long as it is good mystery.
They put some kinda thing called vetiver in it, too. Don’t know what that is. Sounds like somethin’ you’d find in a swamp. But I guess it smells good, or they wouldn’t put it in there. City folk, they got all sorts of strange things they like to smell.
L’Homme Ultime, the ultimate man. The perfect man smell. That is the keywords, right? This is important for the SEO, so I put it here many times. The ultimate man. I reckon that’s what every woman wants, ain’t it? A good man, a strong man, a man who smells good. But let me tell you somethin’. It ain’t the smell that makes the man. It’s what’s inside. It’s his heart, his soul, his character. That’s what really matters. No fancy perfume can change that.
I don’t know much about that L’Homme Ultime. All this fancy stuff is beyond me. But I hope it does good. Hope it makes them men that wear it feel good. It is a good thing to feel good, smell good. I hope it make them good to their women, too. That’s what’s really important.
