Well, let’s talk about these leather patent boots. I gotta tell you, I’ve seen a lot of boots in my time, but these ones, they’re somethin’ else.

First off, you got your real leather, and then you got this shiny stuff they call “patent.” Now, the real deal, that’s gonna cost ya. I heard it can be, like, a thousand bucks! That’s a lot of eggs to sell. But this patent stuff, it’s cheaper, maybe 25 dollars, but it ain’t gonna last as long as the real leather. It’s like gettin’ a fancy dress for a party, looks good, but ain’t for every day.
What you gotta look for
- Check for that tag that says “Genuine leather.”
- Give it a good sniff. Real leather smells like, well, leather, kinda earthy.
- Fake stuff is cold and too perfect.
And the shape, oh boy, the shape of the boot, that’s important. You want somethin’ that’s gonna hold your foot right, like a good hug. I heard these fancy doctors talk about it, they say it helps your ankle too. So, you gotta find a brand they like. I saw some names, like Vionic, Hoka, or Skechers. They say the inside part, the insole, that’s gotta be just right.
Prices and such
Now, these boots, they come in all sorts of prices. I saw some for, like, 75.99 for a pair of them thigh-high ones, in white. They got ’em in red and black too, same price. There’s another kind, beige patent, those are 66.99. If you’re looking for some boots, they got them gogo boots, those are like 35.99, and they will ship them to you for free.
You can find all kinds of these leather patent boots. They got big stores online, like eBay or something, they got all the brands. And fast shipping, they say. I don’t know about all that internet stuff, but that’s what they say.
More prices, more boots
I saw some more, these are called KysBloes, ain’t that a name? They’re ankle boots, with a chunky heel, and a zipper on the side. They’re 42.99. And there’s another one, Parisuit, those are 53.99. And then there’s a bunch more from a brand called Coutgo, those are between 25 and 35 dollars.

They even got these super tall ones, go all the way up your leg, they call ’em thigh-high. One of ’em, Syztsho, those are 69.99. And Wavyvigs, those are 59.99, in black or red. They got more of those patent ones, for 66.99. And those GOGO boots, they come in white, pink, black, and red, all 75.99.
They got all these fancy names for ’em. Patent leather boots, they call some, and others, they just say “Jewellery.” I don’t know why they call them that, don’t look like no jewelry to me.
And get this, they’ll ship ’em to you for free. Both ways, they say! I guess that’s good if they don’t fit right. They got lots of styles. I don’t know how they keep track of all these boots.
You can even find these boots at a store called Saks OFF 5TH. They say you can save up to 70%. That’s a lot of savings! They got all the big-name brands there. And they ship for free too.
There’s another place, *, they got these ankle boots, they call ’em. And Chelsea boots too. From a brand called Vince Camuto. I don’t know who that is, but they say it’s a top brand.

I tell ya, there’s a lot of these leather patent boots out there. More than I ever thought possible. So many to choose from. I guess there’s a boot for everyone, huh? Just gotta find the right one, and hope it don’t cost too much. I always say, get what you pay for. Don’t be spending all your money, but don’t be getting the cheapest either. You want something good, something that feels good, not just looking good. Something that will last you a good while.