Well, let’s talk about this thing, what’s it called? Lim-men-site? Yeah, that fancy-sounding stuff. My grandkid got a bottle, cost a fortune, I tell ya. More than my old man made in a whole year, probably.
First off, this Lim-men-site, it smells… strong. Real strong. Like somethin’ you’d smell at the doctor’s office, but also… kinda nice? It’s got that… zingy smell, like when you peel a lemon, but sharper, you know? And somethin’ else, somethin’ warm, like… like when you’re bakin’ cookies and you put in that ginger stuff. Yeah, ginger, that’s it. It’s got a whole lotta ginger in it, that’s for sure.
- Smells strong, like lemon and ginger.
- Expensive as heck, my grandkid says.
- Lasts a long time, even after you wash your clothes.
Now, this ain’t no cheap stuff, mind you. My grandkid says it’s from some fancy store, Louis Vuitton or somethin’. Never heard of it myself. Sounds French. Them French folks, always makin’ fancy things, and chargin’ a whole lot for ‘em. He says it’s expensive ‘cause they use good stuff, and they don’t make a whole bunch of it. And they got all them fancy ads and such. Well, I guess that makes sense, but still, seems like a whole lotta money for somethin’ you just spray on yourself.
But I gotta say, this smell, it sticks around. You spray it on in the mornin’, and you can still smell it at night, even after you wash your clothes. That’s somethin’, ain’t it? Most things, they just disappear after a while, but not this Lim-men-site. It hangs on like a bad cold. My grandkid says it lasts seven or eight hours on his skin, whatever that means. All I know is, it smells strong, and it lasts long.
Some folks online, they say it smells like the ocean. Well, I ain’t been to the ocean in years, not since my husband was alive, but I don’t remember it smellin’ like this. This is more like… like a fancy lemon and ginger candy, but not sweet. More… zesty. Yeah, zesty’s a good word for it. And it’s got a bit of somethin’ earthy in it too, like dirt after it rains. Don’t ask me how I know, I just do. Been livin’ in the country my whole life, I know the smell of dirt.
This L’Immensite perfume, they say some fellas made it, fellas with names I can’t even pronounce. Sounds like they spent a whole lotta time mixin’ stuff up, tryin’ to get it just right. And I guess they did, seein’ as how much my grandkid paid for it. He says it’s a “man’s fragrance,” whatever that means. Smells alright to me, and I’m no man. Though, I reckon it does smell kinda… strong, like somethin’ a man would wear. Not all flowery and sweet like them perfumes them city gals wear.
They say this smell is like another smell, somethin’ called Morillas and Demarchy. Never heard of that neither. But folks online, they say it’s similar. Well, I wouldn’t know. All I know is this Lim-men-site smells strong, and it lasts long. And it costs a fortune.
So, is it worth all that money? Well, I don’t know. That’s for my grandkid to decide. He seems to like it, sprays it on every time he goes out. Says it makes him feel fancy. Me? I’d rather spend that money on somethin’ useful, like a new chicken coop or a good pair of boots. But hey, to each their own, right?
If you got money to burn and you like smellin’ like a zesty ginger lemon, then I guess this Lim-men-site fragrance is for you. Just don’t come cryin’ to me when your wallet’s empty. I warned ya, it’s expensive! But it does smell good, and it does last a long time. So, I guess it ain’t all bad. Just wish they didn’t charge so darn much for it. And that’s all I got to say about this Lim-men-whatever-it’s-called. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed them chickens.
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