Alright, alright, let’s talk about this Mariah Carey, you know, the singer lady. Folks are always lookin’ for pictures and videos of her, the kind you wouldn’t show your grandma, if you get my drift. They call it “nude,” like she ain’t got no clothes on. Lord have mercy!
Now, I ain’t got no computer myself, but my grandson, he’s always on that thing. He tells me people are searchin’ all over for these “nude” pictures and videos of Mariah. He says there are pictures from some concert back in 1999, the “Homecoming Special” he called it. And somethin’ about “BET Testimony” and a song, “I’ll Be Lovin’ U Long Time.” Sounds like a lot of fuss over a woman without her clothes on, if you ask me.
Then there’s talk about “iCloud pics” bein’ leaked. My grandson says that’s like pictures people keep on their phones, but somehow they got out for everyone to see. He says some website, “CelebsUnmasked,” has these “uncensored” pictures. Uncensored? That means they ain’t hidin’ nothin’, the whole shebang. My goodness!
People are sayin’ Mariah is sexy, always has been. They even talk about her “measurements,” like she’s a prize cow at the county fair. 37-26-35, they say. And that she got “enhanced breasts,” whatever that means. And her eyes are “soulful brown.” Well, I guess that’s nice.
Some folks even say Mariah was in Playboy magazine back in 2007. Playboy, huh? That’s one of them magazines with the naked ladies. My grandson says she was a “featured celebrity.” Sounds fancy, but it’s still just pictures of her without her clothes on, ain’t it?
And then there’s this “Fappening Icloud hack.” Sounds terrible, like somebody broke into her phone and stole her pictures. My grandson says there are websites like “Babepedia” with lots of pictures and videos of Mariah. He says they got “19 pics and 17 links.” That’s a whole lotta nakedness, I reckon.
They say she was born in 1970, on March 27th. She’s a singer and writes songs, too. A “lyricist,” they call it. Well, she sure can sing, that Mariah. I heard her on the radio once, belting out those high notes. But I don’t know why folks are so interested in seein’ her without her clothes on. It ain’t right, if you ask me.
- They got “nude pictures” and “sexy videos.”
- Some pictures are from a concert, the “Homecoming Special.”
- Other pictures were “leaked” from her phone, the “iCloud.”
- People talk about her “measurements” and “enhanced breasts.”
- She was in Playboy magazine.
- There was somethin’ called the “Fappening Icloud hack.”
- Websites like “Babepedia” have lots of pictures and videos.
It just seems like a lot of fuss over nothin’. Mariah’s a singer, not a sideshow at the carnival. But I guess folks will always be lookin’ for somethin’ to gawk at. It’s a shame, really. A woman can’t even have her privacy these days without somebody tryin’ to sneak a peek. Lord have mercy on us all.
Anyway, that’s what I hear about this Mariah Carey “nude” business. It’s a whole lotta hullabaloo over a woman without her clothes on, if you ask me. But folks will be folks, I guess. They always lookin’ for somethin’ they shouldn’t be.
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