Alright, let’s talk about this messy hair thing, you know, the kind that looks like you just rolled outta bed but somehow still looks kinda cool. I don’t know nothin’ about fancy words or nothin’, but I know what I like, and sometimes, that messy look is just the ticket.

What’s all this fuss about messy hair anyway?
Well, from what I gather, this messy hair thing, it ain’t just one thing. It can be short and spiky, like a little porcupine, or it can be long and flowin’ like a horse’s tail. I seen some girls with hair to their chins, all messy and cute, and I seen some with hair down to their backsides, lookin’ like they just walked through a windstorm. But they all got that messy somethin’ goin’ on, you know? It’s about lookin’ like you didn’t try too hard, but still lookin’ good. It’s kinda like when you’re makin’ biscuits, sometimes the ones that ain’t perfect are the tastiest. Same goes for hair, I guess.
How do you get that messy look? Is it hard?
Now, I ain’t no hairdresser, mind you. I wash my hair with whatever soap is lyin’ around, and sometimes I just let it dry in the wind. But from what I hear, gettin’ that messy look ain’t as hard as milkin’ a cow in January. You gotta use somethin’ to mess it up, though. Can’t just wash it and expect it to be messy. They got all sorts of stuff, like mousse, hairspray, and even somethin’ called sea salt spray. Sounds fancy, but it’s just stuff to make your hair not so…clean, I guess. Like when you been workin’ in the garden all day and your hair gets all tangled and kinda…gritty. That’s the messy look they’re after, but they just use fancy bottles instead of good ol’ dirt.
- Mousse: I seen this stuff at the store. It’s like foamy soap, I think. You put it in your hair and it makes it all…puffy, I guess.
- Hairspray: Now this stuff, I know. Keeps your hair in place, but I guess you can use it to mess it up too. Just spray it all over and scrunch it up with your hands.
- Sea Salt Spray: This one’s new to me. Sounds like it makes your hair feel like you just came from the beach, all salty and windblown.
- Putties and Clays: Now these sound like somethin’ you’d use to fix a hole in the wall, but I guess they use it in their hair too. Makes it all thick and chunky, I reckon.
Is this messy hair thing for everyone?

Well, I reckon anyone can have messy hair if they want it. I seen old ladies with messy buns, young girls with messy braids, and even that fella down the street with his messy…whatever you call that thing on his head. But from what I hear, some hair types work better for the messy look than others. Curly hair, they say, is good for it. But even if you got straight hair, like a stick, you can still mess it up with all them products they got. It’s all about findin’ what works for you, I guess. Like findin’ the right shoe for your foot. Gotta try a few on before you find the one that fits.
So, should you try this messy hair thing?
Look, I ain’t gonna tell you what to do with your hair. You wanna wash it and comb it neat, go ahead. You wanna let it fly in the wind and get all tangled, that’s your business. But if you ask me, this messy hair thing, it ain’t so bad. It’s easy, it’s kinda fun, and it looks like you ain’t tryin’ too hard, which is always a good thing in my book. Life’s messy enough, hair might as well match. Besides, who wants to spend all day fussin’ over their hair? I got more important things to do, like feedin’ the chickens and makin’ sure the cows don’t get into the garden.
Messy Hair, Different Types, All Good.
Like I said before, messy hair ain’t just one thing. It’s about findin’ what works for your hair, for your face, for your…vibe, I guess the youngsters call it. You can have messy curls, messy waves, messy braids, messy buns…the list goes on and on. It’s like makin’ a quilt, you got all these different pieces, different colors, different shapes, but somehow they all come together to make somethin’ beautiful. And the best part? You don’t have to be perfect. In fact, the messier, the better, sometimes. It’s like when you’re plantin’ flowers, you don’t want them all lined up in a perfect row, you want them all mixed up and wild, lookin’ like they just grew there on their own. That’s the beauty of messy hair, it’s natural, it’s effortless, and it’s you. So go ahead, mess it up a little. You might just like it.

And remember, don’t fuss too much, ain’t nothin’ in life that important, just be yourself, messy hair and all.