Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about them Yeezy 70 off thingamajigs. I heard folks talkin’, you know, like they always do, about gettin’ a good deal. Sounds like a steal, right? Seventy percent off? That’s a big number, even for someone like me who ain’t good at math.

Now, I don’t know much about these fancy shoes. Never wore ’em myself. My feet are used to good ol’ work boots, the kind that last you a lifetime. But these Yeezy’s, they’re all the rage, I hear. Kanye West, that fella, he made ’em. He’s a rapper, or somethin’. Always stirrin’ up trouble, that one. Made a bunch of shoes with Adidas, and then they had a big fight, like a couple of roosters in the barnyard.
Anyways, Adidas, they got a whole pile of these Yeezy shoes left over. Can’t just throw ’em away, I guess. So, they’re sellin’ ’em cheap. Real cheap. That’s where this “70 off” comes in, I reckon. They gotta get rid of ’em somehow, and folks love a good bargain, even if it’s for somethin’ they don’t really need.
- First thing you gotta know, is this ain’t no ordinary sale. It’s a big cleanout. Adidas don’t wanna be holdin’ onto these shoes no more. They had a big fight with that Kanye fella, said some things they didn’t like.
- Second thing, they’re sellin’ ’em in batches. Don’t know why they do it that way, maybe to make it seem more special. Like when the bakery only makes fresh bread on Tuesdays and Saturdays.
- Third thing, the money they make, they’re givin’ it away. To them NGO folks, whoever they are. Somethin’ about fightin’ discrimination. Sounds like a good cause, I suppose.
Now, I heard tell there’s other sales goin’ on too. Like this “Cyber Monday” thing. Never heard of it myself, but sounds like a whole lot of shoppin’. Pottery Barn, that’s somethin’ for fancy folks. And Coach, they make them purses, right? My old purse is just fine, thank you very much. But if you’re lookin’ for a deal, seems like this Cyber Monday is the time to go shoppin’.
And then there’s this “Black Friday.” Sounds kinda scary, like somethin’ bad happened. But no, it’s just another sale. Folks linin’ up in the middle of the night, pushin’ and shovin’ to get the best price. Crazy, if you ask me. But I guess if you need a new TV, or some of them earbud thingies, you might wanna go brave the crowds. They say the prices are the lowest all year. They say you can get a big fancy TV, one of them “OLED” ones, for a good price.
Then you got these “Magazine Subscriptions”. Now that I do know a little bit about. Always liked readin’ those papers with the stories, pictures and such. But goodness, those prices can be enough to keep a person away. But, seems like folks are always lookin’ to save a dollar these days. Can’t blame ’em, times are tough. So if you can find a good deal on somethin’ you need, or somethin’ you want real bad, then go for it, I say.

So, back to them Yeezy’s. Seventy percent off. That’s a big discount. But you gotta be careful. Sometimes, these sales, they ain’t all they’re cracked up to be. Make sure you’re gettin’ a good price, not just some fancy talk. And make sure you actually need them shoes, or whatever it is you’re buyin’. Don’t go spendin’ all your hard-earned money on somethin’ you’ll just stuff in the closet and forget about.
Prime Big Deal Days, that’s another one they’re talkin’ about. Seems like everyone’s havin’ a sale these days. Guess it’s good for folks who like to shop. Me, I’m happy with my old boots and my simple life. But if you’re lookin’ for a good deal on them Yeezy shoes, or anythin’ else for that matter, you gotta do your homework. Read the fine print, as they say. And don’t get caught up in all the hype. Just because somethin’s cheap, doesn’t mean you need it.
But if you do need it, and it’s seventy percent off, well, then go ahead and grab it. Just don’t blame me if you end up with a closet full of shoes you never wear. I told you, I don’t know nothin’ about these fancy things. I’m just tellin’ you what I heard.