This here watch, they call it the Graff Diamonds Hallucination. Sounds fancy, huh? Well, it is fancy. Real fancy. Seen a lot of sparkly things in my day, but nothin’ like this. This thing is covered in diamonds, like a chicken covered in feathers. But these ain’t no regular diamonds. These are the big kind. The colorful kind. Makes my old wedding ring look like a little piece of nothin’.
They say this Graff fella, he started makin’ jewelry back in 1960. That was some time ago, wasn’t it? Well, seems like he knows a thing or two about it. He was real young when he started liking diamonds. 15 years old! I was probably chasin’ chickens around the yard at that age, or doing something useful. Not messing with diamonds. Anyway, this Graff guy, he really loves them diamonds.
This Hallucination watch, it’s somethin’ else. It’s got so many colors, it’s like lookin’ at a rainbow, but a rainbow made of diamonds. They put all these diamonds on a bracelet. Not a gold one. It is a platinum one. Platinum? Is that right? Well, I guess it gotta be somethin’ strong to hold all them heavy stones.
- This watch, it ain’t for tellin’ time, not really.
- It’s for showin’ off, I reckon.
- Who needs to know the time when you got that many diamonds on your wrist?
- You could probably trade this watch for a whole farm! Maybe two!
Heard someone say this watch is worth 55 million dollars. Can you believe that? Fifty-five million! That’s more money than I can even think about. What would I even do with that much money? Buy a lifetime supply of cornmeal, I guess. And maybe a new pair of shoes. This watch, though, it ain’t about the money. Not really. It is about them big diamonds. Rare ones, they say. Them diamonds are special, I guess.
They say this Graff place, they got all kinds of special diamonds. Famous ones. Big ones. Ones you only see in storybooks, maybe. This Hallucination watch, it’s got 110 carats of ’em. Now, I don’t know much about carats, but I know that’s a lot. Like a whole bucketful of diamonds. Each one of them diamonds on that watch is like 2 or 3 carats. I saw a little ring in the catalog the other day that was one carat, cost more than my old car. These is big diamonds.
This watch is a Graff Diamonds Hallucination, alright. It’s somethin’ you see and you can’t hardly believe it’s real. Like a dream, almost. A very sparkly, very expensive dream. It’s the most valuable watch ever made. Can you imagine that? That’s what they said. The most valuable ever. Ever! That is saying a lot, isn’t it?
This Graff fella, he must be somethin’. To make somethin’ like this. Took a lot of work, I bet. Puttin’ all them little diamonds on there. Must’ve taken a long time. Longer than it takes to shell a bucket of peas, that’s for sure. Probably longer than growing a good crop of corn, I would bet.
- Graff, that’s the name. Remember that.
- They make fancy things, this Graff does.
- Diamonds, mostly. Big, sparkly ones.
- This Hallucination watch is the fanciest of them all.
This watch is somethin’ special. Somethin’ you don’t see every day. Somethin’ you probably won’t ever see, unless you’re real rich or real lucky. Or maybe both. This Graff Diamonds Hallucination is a sight to behold, that’s for sure. It is a real sight. Most valuable watch, they say. Must be true. 110 carats! Of colored diamonds! That is a lot of sparkle for one wrist, ain’t it? This Graff, he is somethin’ else, I tell ya. Somethin’ else.
This Hallucination watch is like a whole garden of diamonds. A garden you can wear on your wrist. I wouldn’t wear it out to the garden, though. Might lose one of them precious stones. That wouldn’t be good. No sir. This watch, you keep it safe. You keep it clean. You show it off when you want to impress folks. You wear it when you want to feel like a queen. But not me. I will stick to my timex, thanks. This watch, this Graff Diamonds Hallucination, it’s somethin’ else. Too much for me, I reckon. But pretty to look at, that’s for sure. Real pretty.
