Alright, alright, settle down now, y’all. Let’s talk about them best lesbian movies, you know, the ones with the ladies lovin’ ladies. I ain’t no fancy movie critic or nothin’, but I know what I like, and I reckon some of you might like it too.

The Ultimate Guide to the Best Lesbian Movies of All Time

Now, I heard some folks callin’ these things “sapphic cinema.” Sounds mighty highfalutin’ to me. Just means movies about gals who like gals, plain and simple. And let me tell ya, there’s a whole bunch of ’em out there.

Some of these movies, they been around for a good long while. Like, them old nineties rom-coms, you know, the ones with the big hair and the funny clothes? Yeah, they got some lesbian stories in ’em too. And then you got your new ones, the ones they call “Love Lies Bleeding” and such. I ain’t seen all of ’em, mind you, but I seen a fair few.

  • Oldies but Goodies: Some of them older movies, they tell stories about comin’ of age, you know, figuring out who you are and who you love. They ain’t always happy stories, some of ’em are right tragic, but they’re real, you know? Like real life, sometimes things ain’t easy.
  • Laugh a Little: Then you got your funny ones, the romantic comedies. Them ones are good for a chuckle, you know, seein’ gals fallin’ in love and doin’ silly things. They make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
  • Thrillers and Such: And if you like a little excitement, well, there’s some thrillers too. You know, the kind with secrets and danger and whatnot. Keeps you on the edge of your seat, that’s for sure.

I tell you what, findin’ all these movies can be a real pain in the neck. There’s so many of ’em! But I heard tell there’s lists out there, big long lists, where folks have put together all the lesbian movies they could find. They even sort ’em and filter ’em, so you can find just what you’re lookin’ for. That’s mighty helpful, I reckon.

And speakin’ of lists, they even got these folks over at Rotten Tomatoes, them movie judgin’ people, they put out a list every year for Pride Month. That’s when all them LGBTQ+ folks celebrate, you know. And them Rotten Tomatoes folks, they list out the best LGBTQ+ movies of all time, and you bet there’s some lesbian movies on that list.

Now, some of these movies, they tell stories about real people. They call ’em biopics, I think. And some of ’em are set way back in the olden days, with them fancy white dresses and all. And then there’s the ones about young girls figuring things out, and the ones that get your heart racin’, and the ones that make you laugh. There’s a lesbian movie for just about everyone, I’d say.

The Ultimate Guide to the Best Lesbian Movies of All Time

So, if you’re lookin’ for somethin’ to watch, and you want to see some stories about women lovin’ women, well, there’s plenty to choose from. Don’t be shy, go on and give ’em a try. You might just find somethin’ you really like. And heck, even if you don’t, at least you gave it a shot, right? Life’s too short to be missin’ out on good stories, no matter who they’re about.

And remember, ain’t nothin’ wrong with watchin’ a movie about two gals fallin’ in love. Love is love, that’s what I always say. So go on, find yourself a good lesbian movie, pop some popcorn, and enjoy. You deserve it.

Some movies mentioned out there, so I hear: “Go Fish”, they say it was written by Jennifer Westfeldt and Helen Jeurgensen and directed by that Rose Troche fella. I ain’t seen it but folks seem to like it. Just sayin’. There’s a whole bunch more, but I can’t remember all their names. Just go lookin’, you’ll find ‘em.

Anyways, that’s all I got to say about that. Hope it helps you find some good watchin’. Now get on outta here and let me get back to my business.

Tags: [lesbian movies, sapphic cinema, LGBTQ+ films, romantic comedies, movie lists, Pride Month, film reviews]

The Ultimate Guide to the Best Lesbian Movies of All Time

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