Well, let me tell you, that James Bond, he’s a fancy one, ain’t he? Always got them nice suits and that slick hair. And he sure loves his gadgets! He’s got that car that can do all sorts of crazy things. But you know what I noticed? That watch of his. It ain’t no cheap thing, that’s for sure. My grandson, he’s all into that James Bond stuff, always watchin’ them movies. He told me all about that watch.

He said since way back in, uh, 1995 or somethin’ like that, this James Bond fella, he’s been wearin’ an Omega. Yeah, that’s what he said, an Omega. Sounds like some kinda fancy word to me. He said it’s called a “Seamaster.” Like he’s gonna go swimmin’ with the sharks or somethin’, ha! But it sure does look shiny. He’s worn it in all them movies since then, that Omega Seamaster.
My grandson showed me one of them movies, “Casino Royale” or somethin’. There was this pretty lady, and she asked him if his watch was a Rolex. You know, Rolex, that’s another one of them fancy names. But he said, “No, ma’am, it’s an Omega.” Just like that, cool as a cucumber. That James Bond, he’s somethin’ else.
Now, that other fella who used to play James Bond, the one with the accent, he wore an Omega too. Same one, I reckon. My grandson said it was called an Omega Seamaster Professional 300M. A mouthful, ain’t it? He wore it in them movies, “Tomorrow Never Dies”, “The World is Not Enough”, and “Die Another Day”. Sounds like a lotta dyin’ to me! But that watch, it kept on tickin’.
- Omega Seamaster
- Rolex
- James Bond movies
- 1995
- Casino Royale
There was this one movie, though, not one of them regular ones. “Never Say Never Again”, I think it was called. That old James Bond, the one with the accent, he was in that one too. And he was wearin’ a watch, but nobody knows what kind it was. My grandson thinks it mighta been another one of them, uh, what’s it called… Seiko. Yeah, Seiko. He’s got a Seiko. Not as fancy as that Omega, but it tells the time, I guess.
Seems like all them James Bond fellas, they got a thing for watches. But that Omega Seamaster, that’s the one they all seem to like. Must be somethin’ special about it. Maybe it’s got some secret buttons or somethin’. Or maybe it just looks good with them fancy suits. I seen many kind of watches, but Omega Seamaster is popular.

That first James Bond, in the book my grandson read, he wore a Rolex. It’s called a Rolex Submariner. Whatever that means. All these fancy names for watches. Back in my day, you just had a watch, and it told the time. No need for all these fancy words.
But yeah, that James Bond, he’s always got that Omega Seamaster on his wrist. Shinin’ and lookin’ all fancy. Must be nice to have one of them watches. But I reckon my old watch does the job just fine. It tells the time, and that’s all that matters, right?
But I tell ya, if I had one of them fancy Omega Seamaster watches, I’d probably be scared to wear it! I’d be afraid I’d scratch it or somethin’. I’d probably just keep it in a box and look at it every now and then. Admire its shine. It’s probably what James Bond does when he ain’t wearin’ it. Keeps it safe and sound. Although he seems to be jumpin’ around and fightin’ a lot, so I don’t know how he keeps it so nice!
You know, I once saw a fella down at the market with a watch that looked kinda like that Omega Seamaster. But it was probably just a cheap knock-off. You gotta be careful these days. Lots of folks tryin’ to sell you fake stuff. But that James Bond, he wouldn’t be caught dead with a fake watch. He’s too fancy for that. Nope, he’s gotta have the real deal. The real Omega.
Anyways, that’s what my grandson told me about that James Bond watch. He’s a good boy, that one. Always tellin’ me stories. And I like hearin’ about that James Bond. He’s a character, ain’t he? With his fancy Omega Seamaster and all.
