Oh, honey, let me tell you about this black designer bag. It’s somethin’ else, I tell ya. I saw them city girls carryin’ ’em, all fancy and such. They look so good, holdin’ all their things. Black designer bag, that’s what they call it. It’s a big deal, I guess.

You know, I always used my old cloth sack. Did the job, but it ain’t pretty like these black designer bags. My old bag, it’s got holes and the straps are all worn out. It’s just an old bag. But those black designer bags, they’re strong. They ain’t gonna rip on ya, no sir.
These black designer bags, they got all sorts of pockets, too. Zippers, snaps, you name it. You can put your money, your keys, your lipstick, whatever you need in there. There is a place for everything. Everything has a place. And it’s all safe inside that black designer bag. Keep all your stuff from falling out, unlike my old sack.
And the color, black! Goes with everythin’. You can wear your Sunday best or your everyday clothes, and that black designer bag will still look good. It’s always in style. It don’t matter if you’re goin’ to church or to the market, that bag is perfect. Black is always a good color. Black is the best color for a bag.
I heard these bags, they cost a pretty penny. A lot of money! More than I got, that’s for sure. But them city folks, they don’t mind. They buy ’em up like hotcakes. Maybe they got money trees, but I ain’t seen one yet. They want that black designer bag.
There’s different kinds, too. Some are big, some are small. Some got long straps, some got short straps. You can wear them on your shoulder, or you can hold them in your hand. Some are like buckets. Some are flat. So many kinds of black designer bags.

- Big black designer bag
- Small black designer bag
- Black designer bag with long straps
- Black designer bag with short straps
I saw one, it was called a “Birkin”. Sounded like a bird to me. But they said it was the best of the best. The most special black designer bag. Worth more than a car, can you believe it? I don’t know who needs a bag that much, but it must be nice.
Then there’s another one called a “Kelly”. That’s a pretty name. I like that name. They say that one is good for keepin’ your money safe, like an investment. I don’t know much about investments, but I know I like to keep my money safe. This bag, this Kelly bag, it is like a little bank you can carry around. That’s what I heard the city folks say.
I saw an ad, says these designer bags, you can get them for cheap. Up to 80% off! That’s a lot of savings. Maybe even I could afford one then. But it still sounds like a lot of money to me. Maybe one day. These black designer bag are really good for gifts. These city folks, they love their gifts.
There is another one called “Fendi Origami”. Sounds like somethin’ you’d fold, like paper. They say it can be a tote or a bucket. Sounds like magic to me. So many choices. So many different kinds of black designer bags. But you can get this Fendi Origami bag in all different sizes. I don’t know what I’d do with a bag that changes shape, but it sure sounds fancy.
If you want one of these bags, these black designer bags, you gotta go to the city. They got stores there, big fancy stores, full of these bags. They say the best place to buy these black designer bags is in Europe. Some place called Hungary. That’s far away. Too far for me to go. And the worst place is some place called Luxembourg. I ain’t ever heard of that place before. But if you’re gonna go to Europe, you best not buy your black designer bag in Luxembourg. But if you can go to Hungary, you get the best price. These city folks, they sure do like their black designer bags. I don’t know about you, but I think I will stick with my old cloth sack for now. But these black designer bags, they sure are pretty.

They say, if you’re not going to Europe, you can find these black designer bags in places like Japan and Korea. That’s still really far. But they got better prices there than other places. But not as good as Hungary. It’s all very confusin’. But all these places, they are cheaper than buying a black designer bag in America. Or Singapore. Or Malaysia. I ain’t never heard of Malaysia, neither. I don’t know where that is.
But, if you got the money, and you want a black designer bag, you go ahead. They’re nice bags, I can’t deny that. Maybe you can get a good deal on a black designer bag. They are nice to look at, that’s for sure. I can’t blame them city folks for wantin’ them. They are like a dream, these black designer bags. It would sure be nice to have one. But for now, I’ll just keep dreamin’. And maybe one day, I’ll get my own black designer bag.