Well, let me tell ya ’bout this here Evelyne bag, the one they call TPM. Folks say it’s a Hermes, somethin’ fancy, I reckon. Don’t know much ’bout fancy things myself, but I heard it’s a good bag, sturdy like.
Now, they got all sorts of sizes for this Evelyne, but the TPM, that’s the smallest one. They say it’s about 16 centimeters wide, which ain’t much bigger than my hand, I tell ya. But it’s enough to carry your stuff, your phone, your keys, maybe a little bit of money. Don’t go tryin’ to stuff a whole chicken in there, though, it ain’t gonna fit!
- Size: It’s the little one, they call it TPM, means somethin’ in French, I hear.
- Looks: It’s got this strap, so you can sling it ‘cross your body, keeps your hands free for workin’.
- Price: Heard it ain’t cheap, this here bag. Some folks payin’ thousands of dollars for it, can you believe that? More money than I see in a year, I tell ya! They say if it’s brand new, shiny and all, it can cost ya ‘tween $3,300 and $4,000. And if it’s a bit bigger, the 29 one, well, that’s even more, like $4,400 to $4,900. Land sakes!
Some folks are sayin’ they changed the name of this TPM thing. Now they callin’ it Evelyne 16. Guess they figured folks can’t remember all them fancy French words. But it’s the same bag, just a different name, like callin’ a cat a kitty, you know?
They say this here bag, it started way back in 1978. Some folks who take care of horses, they needed a bag to carry their stuff around, so this Hermes fella, he made it for ’em. Strong bag, it was, had to be, with all them horse brushes and whatnot. And now, all these years later, city folks are carryin’ it, go figure.
Now, if you’re gonna go and buy one of these here bags, you gotta be careful. There’s folks out there tryin’ to trick ya, sellin’ you somethin’ that ain’t real. You gotta look close, make sure it’s the real deal. I don’t know much about it, but I heard there’s ways to tell. Somethin’ ’bout the leather, the stitchin’, I don’t know. Just be careful, that’s all.
TPM, that’s what they call it. Stands for somethin’ French, too long for me to remember. But it just means it’s the smallest one, see? Like a little baby bag, but not for babies, for ladies. Or men, I guess, if they want to carry a little bag. Ain’t nothin’ wrong with that.
So, this Evelyne bag, it’s been around a long time. Folks still buyin’ it, so it must be good. But me, I’ll stick with my old canvas tote. It holds my groceries just fine, and it didn’t cost me an arm and a leg. But if you got the money and you want a fancy bag, well, I guess this Evelyne TPM, or Evelyne 16, whatever they callin’ it these days, it might be just the thing for ya.
And don’t you go believin’ everything you hear. Some folks sayin’ this bag’s been discontinued, but that ain’t true. They still makin’ ’em, just changed the name a little, like I said. So don’t you worry, if you got your heart set on a little Evelyne TPM, you can still get one. Just gotta save up your pennies, that’s all. And be careful of them fakes, don’t want no cheap knock-off now, do ya?
Now, I heard some other things, but they don’t make no sense to me. Somethin’ ’bout windows and letters, and faster somethin’-or-others, cryptic stuff they called it. Don’t know what that got to do with a bag, but folks talk about all sorts of things these days. Just you focus on gettin’ a real one if you gonna spend all that money. Make sure it’s real leather and stitched up good.
So, there you have it. Everything I know about this here Hermes Evelyne TPM bag, or Evelyne 16, if you fancy. It’s a little bag, it costs a lot, and it’s been around for a long time. That’s all you need to know, really. Now go on, get yourself a cup of coffee and stop worrying about fancy bags. Got more important things to do, like feedin’ the chickens and hoein’ the garden.
