Well, well, well, look what we have here, A313, they call it. Sounds like some kinda fancy airplane, don’t it? But no, it ain’t. It’s something you put on your face. They say it’s good for your skin. Heard some folks talkin’ ’bout it, sayin’ it’s some kinda magic from France. France! Imagine that.

a313 Explained: What It Is and Why It Matters (A Beginners Guide)

This here A313, it’s got that Vitamin A in it. You know, like what’s in carrots. But you don’t eat it, you smear it on. They say it makes your skin all smooth and nice. Like a baby’s bottom, I reckon. I ain’t tried it myself. I always use lard, it works good enough for me.

Now, this A313 cream, some folks say it works wonders. Others say it ain’t nothin’ special. Guess it depends on your skin, huh? Like how some folks can eat them hot peppers and some can’t. I heard some girls online talkin’ about it a lot, A313 on TikTok they were saying. TikTok, is that what they call it? It’s a strange world we live in.

Some people, they get all scientific about it. Talkin’ ’bout “retinol” and “retinyl palmitate” and such. Sounds like a bunch of hogwash to me. If it works, it works. If it don’t, it don’t. Simple as that. But they say this retinyl palmitate in A313 is the weakest kind. So I guess it ain’t too strong. Won’t burn your face off, I suppose. It’s a moisturizer, keep your skin from gettin’ all dried out like an old prune.

And this here A313, they say it’s a good alternative to retinol. Whatever that means. Some people are sensitive to that strong stuff. Makes their face all red and itchy. But this A313, it’s supposed to be gentler. Easier on the skin. Like a soft summer breeze instead of a harsh winter wind.

So, how do you use this stuff, this A313 cream? Well, I reckon you just rub it on your face. Like you would any other cream. Probably best to do it at night, before you go to bed. Let it soak in while you’re sleepin’. But I don’t know for sure. My face care is very simple.

a313 Explained: What It Is and Why It Matters (A Beginners Guide)
  • Wash your face.
  • Put the A313 on.
  • Go to sleep.
  • That is it. Easy.

Now, I seen some pictures, A313 before and after, they call ’em. And I gotta say, some of them folks look like they been dipped in butter. Their skin all shiny and smooth. Maybe there is somethin’ to this A313 stuff after all. But who knows, maybe it’s just good lightin’. I guess you never really know for sure.

This here A313, it’s a mystery, that’s for sure. Comes all the way from France. Probably costs a pretty penny, too. Everything from France is expensive. Except maybe them snails they eat. I don’t know why people like that thing, looks like a bug.

Some folks swear by it. Say it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Others say it’s just another cream. Nothin’ special. Just like that newfangled contraption they call a microwave. Heats up your food real fast, but don’t make it taste any better. Just like a regular oven, only faster and more expensive.

So, is this A313 Vitamin A Pommade worth all the fuss? Well, I reckon that’s up to you to decide. If you got the money to spend, and you’re lookin’ for somethin’ to make your skin look a little better, maybe give it a try. But I heard that this thing is just a prime example of French philosophy.

Just don’t expect no miracles. Ain’t nothin’ gonna turn back the clock. We all get old. It’s just a part of life. Like wrinkles and gray hair. And achy joints. This cream, I heard it can make your skin glowy, and even plump fine lines. But I am not very sure about that.

a313 Explained: What It Is and Why It Matters (A Beginners Guide)

But if you do try it, let me know how it goes. I’m always curious about these newfangled things. Even if I don’t understand ’em half the time. And remember, what works for one person might not work for another. Just like that time I tried to make my neighbor’s prize-winnin’ apple pie. Followed the recipe exactly, but it still came out lookin’ like a cow pie. Tasted alright, though.

So there you have it. My two cents on this A313 stuff. Take it or leave it. It’s your face, after all. You do what you want with it. Just don’t come cryin’ to me if it don’t work. I got enough to worry about with my chickens and my garden and them darn squirrels eatin’ all my tomatoes.

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