Well, let me tell ya, this here “Agenda 47,” sounds like a whole lotta big talk to me. You know, like when the rooster crows real loud but ain’t laid no eggs yet.

Agenda 47: A Simple Guide to Trumps New Promises

Folks are sayin’ this fella, this Trump fella, he’s comin’ back to that White House. Says he’s gonna fix things. Immigration, he says. Like, buildin’ walls and such. Heard tell he wants to make these big ol’ “freedom cities,” like, ten of ’em! Big as that Washington place, they say. On government land, mind you. Don’t know what that all means, but sounds like a heap of work to me.

  • Buildin’ stuff.
  • Fixin’ stuff.
  • Makin’ things “great” again. Heard that one before, haven’t we?

Now, he’s talkin’ ’bout Day One, Week One, gonna be busy as a bee in a bonnet, they say. Changin’ all sorts of things. Immigration stuff mostly, from what I gather. Wants to turn things right around, like flippin’ a pancake.

He went ’round the country, this Trump fella, sayin’ he’d fix the border. Said folks are worried about the border. And prices too! Everything’s too expensive these days. Can’t hardly afford a loaf of bread, let alone a new pair of shoes. And houses? Forget about it. Priced higher than a kite in a windstorm.

And crime, oh my! He’s gonna stop all that crime, he says. Them migrant folks, causin’ trouble, he says. And those drug fellas, them cartels. He’s gonna stomp ’em out like bugs. And the gangs too, with their violence. Lock ’em all up, he says. Throw away the key, I reckon.

Sounds like a whole lot of promises, don’t it? Like when the salesman comes to your door, sweet-talkin’ you into buyin’ somethin’ you don’t need. But then again, maybe he’s serious this time. Maybe he really will fix things. Lord knows, things could use some fixin’.

Agenda 47: A Simple Guide to Trumps New Promises

But I tell ya, it ain’t easy. Runnin’ a country ain’t like runnin’ a chicken coop. You gotta deal with all sorts of folks, all sorts of problems. And everybody’s got their own ideas about how things should be done. It’s like tryin’ to herd cats, I tell ya.

So, we’ll just have to wait and see, won’t we? See if this here “Agenda 47” is more than just a bunch of hot air. See if this Trump fella can actually do what he says he’s gonna do. I ain’t holdin’ my breath, mind you. But I ain’t givin’ up hope neither.

‘Cause sometimes, even an old hen can lay a golden egg. And maybe, just maybe, this Trump fella can surprise us all.

But I’ll believe it when I see it. That’s what I always say. Believe it when I see it.

And until then, I’ll just keep on tendin’ my garden, feedin’ my chickens, and prayin’ for a better tomorrow.

Agenda 47: A Simple Guide to Trumps New Promises

One thing’s for sure, though. It ain’t gonna be boring, that’s for sure.

Tags: Donald Trump, Immigration, Border, Crime, Promises, Agenda 47, Policy, Election, White House, Future

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