Well, hey there! Let’s yak a bit about this here perfume, the Billie Eilish number 3, or whatever they call it. I ain’t no fancy perfume expert, mind you, but I know what smells good and what don’t. And this here stuff, well, it’s somethin’ else.

Now, they say it’s a “limited edition.” Sounds fancy, right? Means they ain’t gonna make a whole heap of it, I reckon. So, if you like it, you better grab it quick afore it’s gone like a fart in the wind. You can get it on that there internet thingy, on some website they call *. Don’t ask me how to spell it, I just heard it from my grandkid.
This Billie Eilish, she’s a singer, I hear. Young gal, makes all sorts of music. And now she’s makin’ perfumes too. Good for her, I say. Gotta make a livin’ somehow. This here perfume, they call it “Eilish No. 3,” is the third one she’s put out. They say it’s for women and men, but I say, if it smells good, it smells good. Ain’t no need to fuss over who wears what.
They say this perfume is all about “oriental woody” smells. Now, I ain’t never been to the Orient, and I ain’t sure what kinda wood they talkin’ about, but it sounds kinda fancy. It came out in 2023, so it’s still kinda new, I guess.
They also say you can buy it in stores later, but only for a short spell. So, like I said, if you want it, you gotta be quick. Don’t dilly-dally, or you’ll miss out. And nobody wants that, do they?
So, what’s it smell like, you ask? Well, that’s the real question, ain’t it?

They say it’s got some kinda berries in it, red ones, and some sugary flower stuff. And somethin’ called mandarin, which I guess is like an orange. Sounds sweet, right? But it ain’t just sweet. They say it’s got spices too, like pepper and somethin’ called saffron. And some kinda tree needles, fir needles, they call ’em. And some wood called cedar, which I hear smells kinda creamy.
Now, I ain’t smelled all them things separate, mind you, but they say it all mixes together to make somethin’ special. They say it starts out kinda fruity, with that grapefruit and berries, then gets kinda spicy, and then ends up all warm and woody. Sounds like a whole lotta smellin’ goin’ on, if you ask me.
- Top: Grapefruit, pink peppercorn, jasmine. That’s what they say hits you first. Sounds kinda zingy to me.
- Middle: Saffron, fir needle, cedar. This here is the heart of the smell, they say. Spicy and woodsy, like a walk in the forest, I guess.
- Base: They don’t say much about the base, but I reckon it’s the part that stays with you. The part that makes folks say, “My, you smell nice!”
Some folks say these celebrity perfumes ain’t worth a lick. But this Billie Eilish, she seems to have done somethin’ right with her first perfume. They say it was all vanilla-y and sweet, like somethin’ you could eat. This No. 3, it sounds a bit different, a bit more grown-up maybe.
Anyways, that’s the gist of it. If you like smellin’ good, and you got a few extra dollars lyin’ around, you might wanna give this here Billie Eilish number 3 a try. Just don’t blame me if you end up smellin’ like a whole spice cabinet mixed with a fruit stand. And remember, buy it quick afore it’s gone!
Tags: [Billie Eilish, Eilish No. 3, Perfume, Fragrance, Limited Edition, Scent, Oriental Woody, Grapefruit, Pink Peppercorn, Jasmine, Saffron, Fir Needle, Cedar, Celebrity Fragrance]
