Alright, alright, lemme tell ya ’bout this Megan Fox gal, the one everyone’s yappin’ about. Seems like she’s always takin’ her clothes off, or near ’bout. Don’t get me wrong, she’s a looker, that’s for sure. But these young’uns these days, they ain’t got no shame, I tell ya.

Megan Fox, huh? She’s somethin’ else. I heard folks sayin’ she’s been posin’ all over the internet, barely wearin’ a stitch. They call it “behind-the-scenes” pictures, like it’s some kinda secret. But shoot, everyone and their grandma’s seen it by now!
Now, they got these things called “social medias,” like this “Insta-gram” thing. That’s where she puts all them pictures. I don’t get it myself, all this fancy technology. Back in my day, you wanted to see someone, you went and saw ’em! You didn’t go starin’ at little pictures on a shiny box. But I guess that’s how they do things now. Makes a body blush, some of them pictures do.
- They say she’s been in movies too. Somethin’ about transformers, them big robots that turn into cars and such. I seen one of them movies once, all that bangin’ and crashin’ gave me a headache. But she was in it, that Megan girl.
- Then there’s this fella, Machine Gun Kelly they call him. He’s her fella, they say. Tattoos all over, looks like he fell in a bucket of ink. They done took pictures together too, not many clothes on, if you catch my drift.
And magazines, oh Lordy, they love her! They put her on the cover, all dolled up, or not dolled up, dependin’ on the magazine I reckon. I heard tell they got a whole bunch of pictures of her, some with clothes, some without. They call it “nude scenes” sometimes, fancy words for plain nakedness.
One time, they even say she wanted to get her ears pointy, like an elf! Can you imagine? An elf! The things these young’uns come up with. But I guess that’s Hollywood for ya. Always tryin’ to be somethin’ different, somethin’ strange.
She was even in somethin’ called “Sports Illustrated,” they say she looked “stunning.” Now, that’s a magazine I used to look at sometimes, back in the day. They had pictures of athletes, you know, strong fellas and gals. But now they got actresses in there too, I guess. Times sure do change.

Folks keep lookin’ for these pictures, they call it “searchin’” or somethin’. They got these “websites,” full of pictures of this gal, barely dressed. Some folks, they spend all day lookin’ at them pictures, I bet. I don’t understand it, myself. But then again, I don’t understand half the things young people do these days.
They even got “videos” now, not just pictures. Movin’ pictures, like in the movies, but… different. I seen one of them videos once, by accident mind you! Nearly choked on my tea! That Megan girl, she sure ain’t shy, that’s for sure.
So, this Megan Fox, she’s a whole heap of trouble, or at least that’s what folks say. But she’s famous, and that’s what matters these days, I guess. Fame and fortune, that’s what they all chase. Even if it means takin’ your clothes off for the whole world to see. It ain’t right, I tell ya, but who am I to judge? I’m just an old woman, watchin’ the world go by.
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