Well, let me tell you, I seen a lot of things in my day. But these golden goose images, they’re somethin’ else. I don’t know much about the fancy internet, but I seen them pictures, and they got me thinkin’.

You see, we used to have geese on the farm. Nasty things, always hissing and biting. But they laid eggs, good ones. Never seen a golden egg, though. These pictures, they show all kinds of things, not just eggs, mind you. They got shoes, and clothes, and all sorts of shiny things. They call ’em “royalty-free”. Sounds like somethin’ for a king, I reckon. I guess anyone can use ’em, these golden goose pictures.
They say there’s thousands, maybe millions of these pictures. More than you can shake a stick at! All kinds of ’em. HD, they call some. Makes ’em look real clear, like you can reach out and touch ’em. I don’t know how they do it, but it sure is somethin’. I seen one picture, it looked just like a real goose, ‘cept it was gold all over. Like somethin’ out of a fairytale.
- Pictures of golden geese
- Pictures of shoes
- Pictures of clothes
- Millions of them pictures, they say
- High definition ones, too
I seen pictures of shoes, too. Fancy ones. They call it a “brand,” this golden goose thing. Italian, they say. From Italy. That’s far away, ain’t it? Across the ocean. They say it’s cheaper over there, in that Italy place. Makes sense, I guess, if that’s where they’re makin’ ’em. Hundred, two hundred dollars cheaper. That’s a lot of money. Could buy a whole lot of feed for that kind of money.
Now, I don’t know much about fashion. Never had much use for it. But these pictures, they make it look real pretty. Shiny things and bright colors. They say this golden goose is “luxury.” That means expensive, I guess. Probably too expensive for the likes of me. But a body can dream, can’t they? Dream of havin’ somethin’ nice for once. I reckon this is what they talking about, when talking about golden goose images.
They got all these pictures, all organized and such. You can search for what you want. Want a picture of a golden goose? You got it. Want a picture of a shiny shoe? You got that, too. It’s all there, on the internet. They call it “stock” photos, like they got a whole warehouse full of ’em. Just sittin’ there, waitin’ for someone to come along and use ’em. That’s a good thing to know when searching for golden goose images.

These pictures, they ain’t just for lookin’ at, neither. You can use ’em. Put ’em in your projects, they say. Whatever that means. I guess folks use ’em for all sorts of things. Advertisements, maybe. Or maybe they just like to look at ’em, like me. You can do a lot with these golden goose images.
I seen a number too, 4,707. And another one, 4,800. And 8,552! Big numbers. That’s how many of these golden goose images they got. More than anyone could ever need, I reckon. But it’s good to have choices, I suppose. If you’re gonna look at somethin’, might as well have a lot to choose from.
They say these pictures are “authentic.” That means they’re real. Not like them fake things you see sometimes. These are the real deal, they say. Taken by real photographers, I suppose. Folks who know how to use them fancy cameras. I wouldn’t know the first thing about it. But I can appreciate a good picture when I see one. That’s why people like those golden goose images.
They say it’s like Netflix, but for pictures. Whatever that means. I guess you pay a little money, and you get all the pictures you want. Sounds like a good deal, if you need a lot of pictures. But I’m not sure I need that many. I’m happy just lookin’ at the ones I found. Free ones, they were. That’s the best kind, ain’t it?
Well, I guess that’s all I got to say about these golden goose images. They sure are somethin’. Somethin’ to look at, somethin’ to think about. Maybe somethin’ to dream about, too. A little bit of fancy in an old woman’s life. Can’t hurt, can it? No sir, can’t hurt a bit.
