Alright, let’s talk about this… this… “neo vintage gg supreme messenger bag.” Sounds fancy, huh? Don’t know what all them words mean, but I reckon it’s a purdy bag, like the ones them city folks carry.

First off, they say it’s “vintage inspired.” Now, what in tarnation does that mean? To me, vintage is somethin’ old, somethin’ your grandma used to carry eggs in. But this here bag, it ain’t old, it’s new-fangled. They just makin’ it look old, I guess. Like them ripped jeans them youngsters wear. Why pay extra for holes? Makes no sense to me.
- It’s got that “GG” thing all over it. Don’t know what that stands for, maybe the fella who made it? Initials, like on a belt buckle. Anyways, it’s all over the bag, like a rash. But it’s a fancy rash, mind you.
- They say it’s made of “canvas.” Sounds tough, like what they make tents outta. That’s good, I reckon. Don’t want no bag that falls apart after you put a few taters in it.
- And “supreme”? That just means it’s the best, right? Like the best darn tater pie you ever ate. So, this bag’s supposed to be the best of the best, huh? Well, I’ll be.
Some folks say it’s a “camera bag.” Now, I ain’t never seen a camera that big, unless it’s one of them fancy ones them news reporters use. But I guess you could put a camera in it, if you wanted. Or you could put your lunch, or your knittin’ needles, or whatever you carry around. It’s a bag, it holds stuff. Ain’t rocket science.
They also talk about “yellow leather details.” Leather, that’s good. Sturdy stuff. And yellow? Well, that’s a bright color, ain’t it? Not my style, I like plain brown or black, but some folks like to stand out, I guess. Like a rooster in a hen house.
And this bag, it comes with a box! And a ribbon! And fancy wrappin’ paper! Well, ain’t that somethin’. You’d think you bought a whole new set of dishes, not just a bag. But I guess that’s how they do things in the city. Got to make everything look all fancy-schmancy.
They say it’s got a “flap closure on each side.” That means it’s got flaps that close, I reckon. Keeps your stuff from fallin’ out, which is a good thing. Nobody wants their taters rollin’ down the street. And a “center open compartment”? Sounds like a fancy way of sayin’ it’s got a pocket in the middle. For easy reachin’, I guess. Like where you put your spectacles.

This here bag, they say it’s for the “contemporary voyager.” Voyager? That sounds like somethin’ out of a space movie. But I guess it just means someone who travels. So, it’s a travelin’ bag, huh? Well, I guess that makes sense. You need a good bag when you’re on the go.
And get this, it even comes with a “protective dust bag.” A bag for your bag? Now, that’s just plain silly. But I guess if you’re spendin’ a whole lotta money on a bag, you want to keep it nice and clean. Like puttin’ a doily on your sofa. Protect the good stuff, I guess.
They talk about a “metal feline head.” Now that’s somethin’ I understand. A cat head! I do love cats, even though they steal milk right off the porch. But I don’t know if I want a cat head on my bag. Seems a bit odd, doesn’t it? But then again, city folks have strange tastes, I tell ya.
So, what’s the bottom line? Well, it’s a bag. It’s a fancy bag. It’s a bag for folks who like to look fancy, I guess. It ain’t for me, I’ll stick to my old burlap sack. But if you got the money and you want a purdy bag, well, go ahead and get yourself this “neo vintage gg supreme messenger bag.” Just don’t come cryin’ to me if you scratch it.
Tags: Gucci, Messenger Bag, Vintage Inspired, GG Supreme, Canvas Bag, Leather Details, Designer Bag, Luxury Bag
