This here thing, this Noyz, I tell ya, it’s somethin’ else. Heard folks talkin’ ’bout it down at the, uh, that beauty place, Ulta. They say it’s got that Noyz love club somethin’ somethin’. Sounds fancy, don’t it? But I reckon it’s just smelly water like all the rest. Still, gotta keep up with the times, right? I guess my old perfume just ain’t cuttin’ it no more.

They got all sorts of these Noyz things. One’s called “Lost + Found,” another’s called somethin’ rude, like a “bad day” or somethin’. Kids these days and their words! I wouldn’t be caught dead sayin’ such things when I was young. Times are sure changing, no doubt. I heard that it can make you smell good, hope it’s true, I wanna try it. So I can smell like those city girls, you know, attract the fellas, haha!
And this Noyz stuff, they say it’s new, came out just this year. 2024, they say. Well, I’ve seen a lot of things come and go in my time, and this is just another one of ’em. I heard that there is a man who made it, his name is Shaun, another one is, uh, J, J-something. Don’t know them, but they must be important. They call the J guy a “perfumer.” Fancy word for someone who mixes smelly water, I guess.
- This Noyz, it’s for everyone, they say. Men, women, don’t matter.
- They say it’s “limited.” Means you gotta get it fast before it’s gone, I reckon.
- They sell it at that Ulta place. They say you can order it and just pick it up at the store.
Now, this one fella, he tried all these Noyz smells at Ulta. Said this one, this Noyz love club one, it’s supposed to smell like flowers and fruit. He said, you can find it at Ulta. But then he said it smelled like smoke, too! Like a girl wearin’ flower perfume and her fella who’s been smokin’ and wearin’ a leather jacket. Now ain’t that somethin’? I don’t know about all that, but I guess it’s what the young folks like these days. I do like the smell of flower, but not sure about the smoke.
I reckon if you ain’t sure about spendin’ all that money on a big bottle, they got these little ones. “Travel size,” they call ’em. Two little bottles for, uh, fifty-five dollars. That’s a lot of money for smelly water, but I guess it’s cheaper than the big one. And these small bottles, you can put them in your bag and bring them out. Sounds great, right? My old perfume bottle is too big, I always have to leave it at home.
This whole Noyz love club thing, it’s got me thinkin’. Maybe I should try it. Maybe it’ll make me feel young again. Maybe it’ll make me smell like them fancy city folk. Or maybe it’ll just smell like smoke and flowers. Who knows? But there’s only one way to find out, right? I saw a lot of people buying it, maybe it is really good.

Back in my day, we didn’t have all these fancy perfumes. We just smelled like, well, whatever we smelled like. Soap, maybe, if we were lucky. Or the flowers from the garden. Or, you know, the farm. But now, everyone’s gotta have their special smell. It’s a different world, that’s for sure. I still remember the smell of those flowers my mom grew. I wonder if they have that smell in a bottle now.
So, this Noyz. I don’t know about the love club, but it’s sure got people talking. That Ulta place is always busy. And they got that rewards thing, where you get points for buyin’ stuff. Maybe I’ll get some points if I buy this Noyz love club stuff. Then I can get more smelly water for free! Haha, just kidding, I will buy something useful next time.
They got all kinds of things at Ulta, not just this Noyz. Makeup, hair stuff, all that. It’s like a candy store for grown-up girls. And they got that salon, too, where they do your hair and all that. Maybe they know how to pick a good perfume, I should ask them about this Noyz love club. I saw a lot of young girls buying it, they must know something, right?
I guess I’m just curious about this Noyz love club. Is it worth all the fuss? Is it really that different from all the other smelly water out there? Or is it just another fancy name for somethin’ ordinary? I don’t know. I guess I’ll have to go down to that Ulta place and see for myself. Maybe this old dog can learn a new trick after all.