This old lady, I tell ya, I seen a lot of things, but these elephant clothes, they somethin’ else. Back in 2013, you wouldn’t believe what folks was wearin’. It was all about the elephant clothes, they called it.

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Now, I ain’t no fashion expert, but I know what I like. And some of this stuff, well, it was just wild. All kindsa colors and patterns, like a rainbow threw up on a bedsheet. And the way they put it together, Lord have mercy.

They had this thing, “Vanishing Elephant.” Sounded silly to me. Like an elephant gonna just disappear. But that’s what they called it. Vanishing Elephant, 2013, it was a big deal. They had these, whatchamacallit, lookbooks. Like a picture show of all the clothes. Spring, summer, they had it all.

  • Vanishing Elephant, Spring/Summer 2013
  • Showin’ off all them new clothes
  • In Auckland, wherever that is

And they was all ready to wear, they said. Fall 2013, ready-to-wear. Like you just pluck it off a bush and put it on. I seen some of them models, all skinny as a rail, prancin’ around in these getups. They had some fancy names for ’em, too. Not like our good old cotton and wool.

These young’uns today, they got all sorts of ideas about fashion. They even talk ’bout “ignoring the elephant in the room.” What’s that even mean? If there’s an elephant in the room, you gonna notice it, I tell ya! Ain’t no ignoring a big ol’ elephant, no matter how hard you try. Makes no sense. Just like some of these elephant clothes.

I remember one time, they had these big ol’ cloths, they called ’em “jhul.” Like a big rug, they was. Threw ’em over the elephants, they did. Back in 2013. All fancy, for the elephants. Said it was, uh, “Gupta 2017,” who talked about it. Fancy folks, I reckon.

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And colors! You wouldn’t believe the colors. They had this hot pink, like a firecracker. Said it was a “one-two punch” with them “neutrals.” Sounded like a fight to me. They had these big bags, too. “Boxy totes,” they called ’em. Big enough to carry a week’s worth of groceries, I reckon.

Then they got these boots, went all the way up past your knees. Over-the-knee boots. Said the right ones could make ya feel, well, somethin’ special. But the wrong ones, oh boy. Said they could be very wrong. Like wearin’ your shoes on your hands, I suppose.

And they had all these fancy names for the folks who made ’em. “Ferragamo,” “Giambattista Valli.” Sounded like a mouthful of marbles to me. Not like our good old Mrs. Henderson down the street, sewin’ up patches on our overalls. These was elephant clothes, though. Special, I guess, for 2013.

They even got ideas from Pinterest. That’s a place where they put pictures of everything. “Elephant pants outfit,” they searched for. They had a picture of a “Enza Costa Tank.” I don’t know what that is. Some kinda top, I reckon. Probably part of these fancy elephant clothes from 2013.

  • Hot pink like a firecracker
  • Big ol’ bags they called totes
  • Boots up past your knees
  • Fancy names I can’t pronounce

So, yeah, these elephant clothes, they was somethin’ else. Back in 2013, everyone was talkin’ ’bout ’em. All different kinds. For everyone, I suppose. Even that Alex and Eric, whoever they are, had their own elephant outfits, they did. Found ’em on the internet, probably. These young’uns and their internet.

Whats Hot in Elephant 2013 Clothes? Check This Out!

Me, I’ll stick to my old dresses. They might not be fancy elephant clothes like they had in 2013, but they’re comfortable, and they keep me warm. And that’s all that matters to this old lady. But, Lord, them elephant clothes was somethin’ to see, I tell ya. Somethin’ to see.

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