Alright, let’s talk about this Chanel Coco Neige thing, whatever that means. Sounds fancy, huh? Like somethin’ them city folks wear.

I saw some pictures, you know, on that internet thingy my grandson showed me. It’s all about winter clothes, but not the kind we wear on the farm, no sir. This stuff is… shiny. And probably real expensive.
They got these jackets, all puffy and sleek. Look like they could keep you warm, I guess, but they also got that… that… Chanel look. You know, the one that screams, “I got money to burn!” I bet you couldn’t even slop hogs in them things without gettin’ ’em all messed up.
And the pants! Skin-tight, most of ’em. Not practical for workin’ in the fields, that’s for sure. Maybe good for showin’ off, I dunno. City folks are strange that way.
- Jackets: Puffy and shiny, probably warm but too fancy for me.
- Pants: Tight and not for workin’. Show-off pants, I reckon.
- Bags: They got these slouchy bags, “hobo bags” they call ’em. Now, that I understand. A good bag is a good bag, no matter how much money you got. Though I bet theirs cost more than my whole pigpen.
They say this Coco Neige stuff is for winter sports. Skiin’, I guess, and other things rich people do. We don’t ski around here. We shovel snow. And you don’t need fancy clothes for that, just a warm coat and some sturdy boots.
This whole Chanel business started a while back, they say. 2018, somethin’ like that. First time they made these fancy winter clothes. And now they’re doin’ it again, every year, I reckon. Keeps them city folks busy, spendin’ their money.

I saw a picture of this model wearin’ the clothes. Skinny little thing, she was. Looked like she’d never seen a hard day’s work in her life. But she looked good, I gotta admit, in them fancy clothes. Made me wonder what it’d be like to wear somethin’ so… luxurious. Probably wouldn’t last a day on the farm, though.
They talk about “high-performance” somethin’ or other. Means it keeps you warm, I guess. But it also means it’s stylish, whatever that is. It’s like they mixed work clothes with… with fancy party clothes. Can’t hardly imagine such a thing.
And them prices! Don’t even get me started. I heard tell one of them jackets costs more than my tractor! It’s highway robbery, I tell ya. But I guess if you got the money, you can spend it on whatever you want. Even if it’s a jacket you can’t even wear to feed the chickens.
So, that’s the Coco Neige collection for ya. Fancy winter clothes for fancy city folks. Not for the likes of us, that’s for sure. We’ll stick to our overalls and flannel shirts. They might not be stylish, but they keep us warm and they don’t break the bank. And that’s good enough for me.
Chanel keeps puttin’ out these collections every winter, I hear. Keeps ’em in the news, I guess. And the rich folks keep buyin’, so I reckon it works out for ’em. Me? I’ll stick to my old wool coat. It’s seen me through plenty of winters, and it’ll see me through plenty more.

Anyways, that’s all I got to say about this Chanel Coco Neige. It’s somethin’ alright, just not somethin’ for folks like me.
Tags: Chanel, Coco Neige, Winter Fashion, Sportswear, Luxury, High Performance, Parisian Style, Winter Sports