Well, let me tell ya somethin’ ’bout this Taylor Swift girl and that fancy Louis Vuitton stuff. I ain’t no fashion expert, mind you, but I see things, ya know? I see things on the TV and in them magazines at the grocery store.

Taylor Swift and them Clothes
This Taylor girl, she’s always wearin’ somethin’ or other. Seems like every time you turn around, she’s got a new outfit. And a lot of times, I see that “LV” thing on her stuff. That’s Louis Vuitton, I reckon. My grandaughter, she told me all about it. Fancy stuff, she says. Costs a pretty penny, too, I bet.
- She wears them Louis Vuitton sweaters, the kind with the big letters all over ’em.
- And them purses! Lordy, them purses. I saw one that looked like a little box. My grandaughter says it’s called a “Trunk Bag.” Who’d a thunk it? A trunk you carry around!
- And watches! Not the kind you get at the dime store, neither. Shiny ones, with that “LV” on ’em. My old man woulda had a fit if I spent that kinda money on a watch. He’d say, “Time’s time, doesn’t matter what you see it on.”
That Football Fella
Now, she’s got herself a fella, plays that football game. A big fella, too. And when she goes to watch him play, she’s all decked out. Jeans, yeah, but fancy jeans. And that Louis Vuitton stuff again. Always lookin’ nice, she does. Though I reckon she could wear a potato sack and still look alright. She’s a pretty thing, that Taylor.
More Than Just Clothes
But it ain’t just clothes, ya see. It’s jewelry too. Shiny stuff. Diamonds, maybe? I wouldn’t know a real diamond from a piece of glass, but they sure do sparkle. And my grandaughter tells me it’s this “Blossom” collection, somethin’ fancy like that. Sounds like somethin’ you’d find in a garden, not on a person!
That Emma Stone Girl
Now, I heard tell that another gal, Emma Stone, she’s the face of Louis Vuitton. An actress, they say. Pretty girl, too. But Taylor, she wears that stuff like she owns it. Maybe she does own it, for all I know. She’s got plenty of money, that’s for sure.
Why All the Fuss?
So, why all the fuss about this Taylor Swift and Louis Vuitton? Well, I reckon it’s ’cause she’s famous. Real famous. And when famous folks wear somethin’, other folks wanna wear it too. That’s just how it is. My grandaughter is saving money so she can buy herself that there trunk bag. What can I say?

Taylor’s Got Plans
And this Taylor girl, she ain’t just sittin’ around lookin’ pretty and wearin’ fancy clothes. She’s got plans, I hear. Makin’ movies, writin’ songs, all sorts of things. She’s a busy one. Reminds me of my sister, always had to be doin’ somethin’. Couldn’t sit still for a minute, bless her heart. She passed on a few years ago, always wondered where her and I got this urge to do stuff…must be how we were raised. Anyway, Taylor keeps working. Even after she’s got all the money in the world! Now that just makes no sense.
Fashion Brands and Such
And it ain’t just Louis Vuitton, neither. This Taylor girl, she wears all sorts of fancy brands. Versace, Stella McCartney, Ralph Lauren…names I can barely pronounce. But they must be somethin’ special, seein’ as how much they cost. My grandaughter would sure like her purse more if it said Versace on it instead of the name of some Walmart brand. She went on and on about that the other day. That girl could talk a country dog off a meat truck.
Older Than Him?

Now, I also heard tell that this Taylor girl is older than her football fella. Not by much, just a few months. But some folks make a big deal outta that kinda thing. Me? I don’t see what the fuss is about. Age ain’t nothin’ but a number, like they say. As long as they’re happy, that’s all that matters. My old man was older than me, and we got along just fine. Most of the time, anyway.
The Bottom Line
So, there ya have it. My take on this Taylor Swift and Louis Vuitton business. She’s a fancy gal with fancy clothes and a fancy fella. And she’s got folks talkin’, that’s for sure. But at the end of the day, she’s just a person, like you and me. Just with a whole lot more money and a whole lot more Louis Vuitton. I tell you what though; I like that Taylor girl’s style. I watch her and those music videos and think “Now, that girl’s got something special.” And that’s what I think of Taylor and her Louis Vuittons.